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@tacooblivion.bsky.social

Proud owner-operator of a can opener.

267 Followers  |  212 Following  |  547 Posts  |  Joined: 13.01.2025  |  1.9057

Latest posts by tacooblivion.bsky.social on Bluesky

This right here-literally too tall to see most people right in front of them.

10.10.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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Imperative

09.10.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

JFC you're thick.

05.10.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"if you get salmonella at a casino located in Texas you get perpetual Medicaid".
I like those odds.

05.10.2025 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaah

04.10.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

STFU you lil yakubian ape of a crybaby

04.10.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@jack-parsons.bsky.social
Wtf is wrong with you? Piss off.

04.10.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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Next people will be finding bodies of the abducted. JFC we are cowards.

04.10.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm mildly depressed no one featured throwing hands is a Red Wing, but I understand why.

03.10.2025 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Keep calling make the staffers feel the weight of their shitty career choices.

03.10.2025 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These legitimate conundrums ugh

03.10.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did not know thx

03.10.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Icy conditions can still be reported on Google maps.

03.10.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

MBNπŸ‘

03.10.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THE DINGLER

03.10.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is there not a more clear sign that maga has collapsed into sheer insanity? We need to protect each other and selves, in a literal existential sense.

01.10.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rest well.

01.10.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

LOL
Love it.

01.10.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Brett was the Yankee then, yeah?

01.10.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've had some good foul line seats.
One year I'm fairly sure we annoyed TF out of whichever Carpenter bro was playing OF for the Cards. Verlander was cooking him at the plate, and we cooked him from the stands lol

01.10.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

But mine won't even send me Christmas cards anymore wash good riddance.
It's depressing to have a aunt who is full maga when her beloved father was a blood stained antifa (Screaming Eagles, jumped on D Day and fought into Germany. Wasn't exactly handing out flowers.
They saw me as a dork, anyways.

01.10.2025 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Agreed.
My Lord, I've never had such seats, and if I do I'm going to be heckling the players and ump like a MF.

01.10.2025 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Family guy, just wants to be with his people. Humble and decent.

01.10.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He's a legitimately low key family guy. Pretty much all about wife and child. A genuinely decent human who doesn't put himself out there.

01.10.2025 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

More than enough.

01.10.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Smoochie Wallace.

01.10.2025 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Monty Python.

Raymond Luxury Yacht ("...but it's pronounced 'Throat-Wobbler Mangrove'")

01.10.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Viva Comrade Hot Chip!

28.09.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We are in the bread and circuses phase of the "republic".

28.09.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck that guy.

28.09.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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