cellular powerhouse

I laughed.

Also, I hate you now. Deeply.

Critical hit. Ow.

Firstly, billionaires are not physically made of stocks, if a billionaire falls down a hole and expires his stock portfolio persists and continues to have value, secondarily, this is why one diversifies one's investment portfolio outside of the stock market, thirdly, okay, let's test this hypothesis

A pumpkin carved with a human shaped opening, and then the guy from The Enigma of Amigara Fault by Junji Ito has been cut out with a text bubble saying “it was made for me!” And attacked to the pumpkin so it recreates the scene from the manga where the guy is climbing into the human shaped hole in a cliff side except now it’s a human shaped hole in a pumpkin.

Woman in 3/4 profile with chicken foot earrings and clear glasses, wearing sheer white makeup, black eye sockets, grey contour under cheekbones, and black lipstick.

Woman staring menacingly at the camera with chicken foot earrings and clear glasses, wearing sheer white makeup, black eye sockets, grey contour under cheekbones, and black lipstick.

Last minute Halloween makeup came out really well for being 10 minutes of a 15 minute process. Years and years as a goth and as a theater nerd are damn handy, sometimes.

Watch this space tomorrow for what happens when I have a plan.

A poster that says Did you see: -a tent in the woods? -someone shoplifting? -a person sleeping in their car? NO YOU FUCKING DIDNT people are struggling don't make it worse

Please, please, please, call your Congress-critters and express your opinions. Even if you know they agree, add your opinion to the tally and swing the percentage a bit. Few people call, so you can have an outsized impact.

www.congress.gov/members/find...

AND/OR

5calls.org

A reminder: if you see someone shoplifting food, water, baby formula, diapers, tampons, etc. etc.

NO YOU FUCKING DIDN’T.

This is a whole new world to me. I just went "ha! cows make derpy tools! actually that's pretty impressive with hooves. derpy tools!" like a kindergartner and went about my life. And all this time, meta-analysis and strife was happening all around me.

(I'm not enlightened, just simple, believe me)

Extrajudicial resistance and "harden the fuck up," though; doesn't matter what you meant, just what you appear to have said. It won't matter if you don't resist, but there's a small chance of it biting you should you go out and protest. It doesn't seem worth it.

Do what you want; hope you're safe.

Don't say actionable shit online. This is the kind of thing prosecutors love to pull out and strip off all context when they get someone for property damage or touching a cop.

It's just so ordinary! Here is my beautiful wife walking, reading, being goofy. Isn't she a fashion plate? It's all about the whole human, and that makes it so charming for me.

And thank you for doing it! As someone w/ moderately severe long COVID, I don't want anyone to get it. (Especially not artists whose work I enjoy!)

Thank you for the transparency!

Love how the friend's explanation for bowing out is baby on the way.
It's unimpeachable! Babies! And there are absolutely reasons that things may have changed to require more of his involvement (e.g. pregnancy complications).
But most likely?
What's changed is Nazi controversy. Eject! Eject!

Parodie du mème de la série "Invincible". En arrière-plan on voit un data center engloutir de grandes quantités de carburant et d'eau, envoyant des colonnes de fumée dans l'atmosphère. Au premier plan, Miyazaki prononce la phrase du mème original: "Look what they need to mimic just a fraction of our power", tandis que Boulet répond un peu tristement: "I still wish they'd fuck off".

Have you had it on mashed potatoes instead of rice? Only for when the weather is truly terrible.

Pocket openings are too high. Skirt waist and hem are, well, they are what they are.

I'd say it's better without context, but the context is also hilarious.

I'm picking apart a skirt I made so I can re-work it (dead elastic + skirt openings too high). I've apparently worn it so much that my hands wore holes in the FABRIC at the pocket openings.

Researching new pocket options that include a facing or something.

Love/hate this brilliant comment about GenAI from a friend of a friend:
"It's scary, but not for the reasons they tell us to be scared. I'm afraid for my job because I'm afraid the bubble will tank the economy."

All apple trees do that if you don't thin the blossoms after petal-fall. Also, you get bigger, juicier apples if you thin them aggressively.

Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.

This whole thing is a magically appearing dumpster!

Wait, you're also referring to an actual moment in the video, aren't you? Nicely done.

Image of the mechanical ladder outside the Louvre Text below says WENN'S MAL WIEDER SCHNELL GEHEN MUSS (When you need to move fast) Underneath is more German text which translates as "The Böcker Agilo transports your treasures weighing up to 400kg at 42m/min - quiet as a whisper."

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'

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Hurlbat.
It's called a HURLBAT
😍

That's an impressively wide variety of shapes they come in! All of them nasty-looking.

If you have a basement: plug in water detectors. Hell, just water detectors in general!

Note that the cheap little pods you set on the floor often have to be smashed with a hammer to turn them off once they trigger. Useful, but they can add to the stress if you don't know how to shut them up.

for days 19-22 I used this quoted list for prompts 😂
I consider it #Botober the Halloween edition.

I picked Moth fairy, Hungry Boats, Mid wonka, and The Skypug. I *will* draw more >:-)

#botober2025 #inktober #inktober2025 #art

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