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Brandon Geurts

@brandongeurts.bsky.social

Body horror artist. Court stenographer of DC metal.

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Latest posts by brandongeurts.bsky.social on Bluesky

i think george lucas might have been reading lord of the rings when he made the first star wars films. because obviously “frodo” rhymes with “yodo.” and like frodo, yodo was a short little hero who carried a mystical glowing sword. kind of a cool tip of the cap from lucas there

27.05.2025 15:18 — 👍 2287    🔁 240    💬 62    📌 9
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I Shoulda Never Smoke That Shit Now I’m In Black Flag

18.05.2025 18:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Have you destroyed the Trojan Horse? Just use the Zakrello. Mass-produce the Big Zam. The Gouf can do it. Literally just use the Adzam. This is a job for the Gogg. Dude use the Zeong. It's a Bigro specialty. Use the Gelgoog. The Gelgoog can do it. Just send the Gelgoog at it. Deploy the Gelgoog to d

07.05.2025 12:20 — 👍 2008    🔁 1068    💬 40    📌 17
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Say Drake

10.02.2025 02:05 — 👍 6773    🔁 1213    💬 45    📌 61
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Transfer of Power. 2025. Ink on paper

27.01.2025 05:43 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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artwork I made of my current mental state

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the lost art of using public domain Goya paintings

21.01.2025 20:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Immature Treeperson On Display. 2025. Gouache and watercolor on paper.

19.01.2025 23:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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After-Stretch Cig. 2025. Gouache and watercolor on paper.

13.01.2025 23:45 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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In the Throne Room. 2025. Gouache and watercolor on paper.

12.01.2025 16:00 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Starstuff Pollination. 2025. Gouache and watercolor on paper. This is the debut of one of my first concrete locations, a compendium/museum that houses specimens in a void dimension. Also shows the completion of a Moonchild’s life cycle, as they violently burst into Starstuff.

08.01.2025 22:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
r/MandelaEffect
u/KnatEgeis99 • 188d
The lyrics of Get Low have changed.
Flip-Flop

It used to be "till the sweat drops down and falls", "all these females crawl" and "ah skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet", but now it's "till the sweat drops down my balls", "all these bitches crawl", and "ah skeet skeet motherfuckers". I hate this. The OG lyrics were classic and so much better.

KidNamedMohammed • 188d
I think you were listening to the clean version brother

r/MandelaEffect u/KnatEgeis99 • 188d The lyrics of Get Low have changed. Flip-Flop It used to be "till the sweat drops down and falls", "all these females crawl" and "ah skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet", but now it's "till the sweat drops down my balls", "all these bitches crawl", and "ah skeet skeet motherfuckers". I hate this. The OG lyrics were classic and so much better. KidNamedMohammed • 188d I think you were listening to the clean version brother

reddit continues to unintentionally produce the funniest people and situations imaginable

31.12.2024 21:07 — 👍 8554    🔁 1167    💬 123    📌 56
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Building the Hierophant I. 2024. Gouache and ink on paper

16.12.2024 03:00 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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The Night Knows No Dawn. 2014. Ink wash and watercolor on paper

09.12.2024 04:33 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Just A Little Recoil. 2024. Charcoal on paper.

04.12.2024 22:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Corrective Measures. 2024. Charcoal on paper.

23.11.2024 17:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Untitled Suspiria Study. 2024. Marker on paper

15.11.2024 18:36 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Game UI database is laggy because OpenAI has been scraping the site by spamming the front page hundreds of times per second.

Game UI database is laggy because OpenAI has been scraping the site by spamming the front page hundreds of times per second.

Meanwhile in AI land, the Game UI Database is effectively being ddosed as OpenAI steals their data and scrapes the front page hundreds of times per second.

04.09.2024 17:56 — 👍 1590    🔁 662    💬 26    📌 44
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New shirt design for Artificial Brain. Link below or you can get it on their tour with Altars this month (including MDF!) massacremerch.com/collections/...

08.05.2024 20:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Figure In Motion. 2023. Gouache and watercolor on black paper.

26.08.2023 20:43 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Goro Moment. 2023. Ink wash and pen on paper.

21.08.2023 00:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Untitled Skulls. 2023. Ink and gouache on paper

11.08.2023 19:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Steady Diet of A Single Almond. 2023. Brush pen on paper

11.08.2023 00:50 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Life drawing of Death Grips at The Anthem, 8/8/2023

09.08.2023 19:05 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Mirror Spawning (Kate). 2023. Gouache and watercolor on paper.

08.08.2023 02:47 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Matroyschka Suit. 2023. Gouache on paper

06.08.2023 00:02 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Molded Like Clay. 2023. Ink wash and pen on paper.

03.08.2023 23:24 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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