matt

romney did not win virginia :(

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

fucking grilled cheese has never not been political

Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him AUSTIN, TX—Stressing that the billionaire’s completely erratic behavior had strained the already fraught relationships, sources confirmed Thursday that a rift was widening between Elon Musk and anyone who had ever met him. “Elon’s megalomania and tendency to lash out indiscriminately seem to have soured things with every person he’s encountered in his entire life,” said […]

“Elon’s megalomania and tendency to lash out indiscriminately seem to have soured things with every person he’s encountered in his entire life,” said an anonymous source close to the embattled tech mogul theonion.com/rift-wi...

call me julian casablancas the way these strokes got her asking is this it

Musk wants to leave politics because he’s tired of ‘attacks’ from the left: report Speculation of Tesla CEO’s possible departure comes as his influence in the administration appears to wane

proof that bullying still works

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

early access 30’s

trans rights are human rights 💖
happy trans visibility day 🏳️‍⚧️

i showed u my war plans pls respond

looking into this

thanks man

terminally online (taylor’s version)

if prezoh has no bluesky goons that wanna watch prezoh play zelda wind waker tomorrow, i am dead

forcing your name on the founders list of a company you bought, releasing the worst vehicle on the market, and tanking your stock price to own the libs

Remember when Rob Ford smoked crack on camera and compared people being upset at him for smoking crack on camera to Saddam Hussein invading Kuwait?

Those were the good ol’ days

I’ll gladly follow the 433rd best indie band in the world

-ranked top 50 Rickenbacker 4003 players of Virginia’s 1st Congressional District, featherweight class

free speech crowd awfully silent rn

Without a doubt, the hottest president France has ever had. Yet somehow, the only French president that hasn't cheated on his wife.

I'd like to introduce everybody to the new Leader of the Free World

Incredible.

The first country to surrender in the Russo-Ukrainian war was…The United States

causing a mid air collision with 67 casualties to own the libs

Man I miss true crime Twitter.

some content farm account would post about the most heinous crime and then it's just OSINT's brightest in the replies like "you're telling me he was sh*t in the head 7 times and the police ruled it a s*icide? something's off here..." like they're Sherlock Holmes

what about this photo

chinese new year, chinese new me

i am announcing a 95% tariff on all indie bands with names like “girl time” that are made up of all dudes

great. now they’re demanding pudding, too. wonderful.

clearly, if the kids were refusing to eat their meat

thanks man

this is @anyaustin.bsky.social ‘s whole channel btw