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counterpoint: with Elon's money i could easily purchase a decommissioned Bradley Fighting Vehicle and modify it into an RV

stepped outside for a vibe check and saw a beast fuckin hauling ass towards Bethlehem

CARTOON/BASELOPE.GIF

Frodo wakes. ‘Where am I?’

‘In the House of Elrond. It is ten o’clock in the morning. The morning of October the twenty-fourth, if you want to know.’

‘Gandalf!’

‘Yes, I am here. And you are lucky to be here, too, after all the absurd things you have done since you left home.’

This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent
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photo of Mr. Rogers that looks almost exactly like The Onion sickos meme guy

Obsessed with this photo of Mr. Rogers that looks almost exactly like The Onion sickos guy.

anybody else’s gyre feel wider lately

You are the Danzig queen
Made of bones and meat
Misfits skull black tee

I don’t share this very often, but you guys deserve it.

there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80 mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement

“History repeats itself, first as a tragedy, second as a farce.”
— Karl Marx

in the old days you owned like 20 movies and you watched those bitches like 700 times each

"fit so sexy it pisses off the prosecution" is like a legally blonde bit, i can't believe it's real

‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff

‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff

Why can’t time be spent making the world a better place?

Is it easier to be total dickheads? I feel like it’s harder to be total dickheads.

Have you been asked, as a federal worker, to do something you don't want to do? But they won't put it in writing?

DON'T DO IT.

If they're going to punish you? MAKE THEM PUT IT IN WRITING. ALL OF IT.

Document, document, document.

Act confused. Be confused! Go slow. Require clarity. Lots. Document

Witness said a bus driver told an ICE agent to "gargle [his] balls" when the latter requested to enter the bus.

God bless

Apparently the Make-A-Wish Foundation no longer allows "hunt a billionaire for sport" as one of its wish options, which is bullshit

A screenshot of a New York Times update that says: In Grand Central Terminal, Leon Chang, 26, of Brooklyn, said he had not heard of congestion pricing and asked what it was. When explained it was a toll for cars entering Manhattan, he then asked “What do you mean? What is a car?” Walking outside, we showed him a vehicle parked on the street. He gently touched the hood of the car. “You wish to forbid these majestic beasts from entering the city,” he said in a wistful tone. “It is a folly of man. The desire to tame the world around us.”

where does the new york times even find these people

A real photo and perfect metaphor heading into 2025.

There's not much Mr Asimov says that I don't agree with . . . 📚 📖 📚

#greenwitchtea #greenwitch #books #learning #sciencefiction #fairytales #fantasy #library #reading #witchsky #witch #isaacasimov

WE KNOW HOW IT ENDS. WE’RE ALL READY FOR IT. (pop-tart standing atop toaster slot)

going into 2025 with this energy

imagine historians in 1000 years trying to explain this

we have to re-normalize saying "who the fuck do you think you're talking to like that?"

not enough people appreciate the fact that we are alive at the same time as this man

when i was a kid every commercial break on tv essentially there was a PSA where a different celebrity said if i didnt wear a condom on my penis i would die

Predictions for 2025: The world’s first AI-powered CEO immediately fires itself, everyone around the world rejoices Dubstep is BACK baby but with even more whirring noises this time NYT hires Jesse Singal to replace Paul Krugman, “for balance” Resurgence of movies where two people accidentally switch bags or briefcases and it turns their lives upside down Authoritarianism remains “on the rise” Hulu adapts the game checkers into a prestige limited series Americans start doing the British thing of calling underwear ‘pants’