Chris Brown @notthatchrisbrown

LEEEEOOOO!!!!!!!!

08.11.2025 19:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Matt Shaw with three K’s just how he likes it

02.10.2025 23:06 — 👍 228 🔁 54 💬 3 📌 3

Full agree. Very strange (barring some injury)

21.09.2025 16:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They had it for Redzone last season iirc, though I dunno if it was only for that.

24.08.2025 01:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a close up of a man with his eyes closed and his mouth open . ALT: a close up of a man with his eyes closed and his mouth open .

14.08.2025 01:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

1) Legendary
2) Gordon Shumway!

15.06.2025 15:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wife won a lottery to see Springsteen on Broadway. While there I saw Jason Mantzoukas, giving a friend his drink order.
Realized that friend was Nick Kroll when I went to the bathroom and Kroll was at the urinal next to me. Basically I got to per next to Nick Kroll

13.06.2025 14:50 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When my fam had Giants tickets my mom had a rep among the people around our seats for bringing a book/crossword puzzles to the game and mostly ignoring the game (unless Joe Theismann was playing. She loathed him).

30.05.2025 02:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So many aren’t even caused by good defense, they’re just sloppy passes or braindead decisions. It’s maddening.

28.05.2025 04:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What the holy hell are the Knicks doing? How can you come out of halftime that incompetent?

28.05.2025 01:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

!!!!! Outstanding.

As loud as it sounded on tv?

17.05.2025 05:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

HELL YES, ANYAA. I’M LITERALLY SHAKING

08.05.2025 01:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The Knicks are 2-0 in the playoffs against the Celtics since Tracy Morgan puked on the court at MSG

08.05.2025 01:27 — 👍 1309 🔁 170 💬 10 📌 16

It doesn’t make any sense in any way. Holy criminy

08.05.2025 01:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

BONG

08.05.2025 01:24 — 👍 249 🔁 7 💬 8 📌 0

How and also how and also what and also how?

08.05.2025 01:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hahahahahahaha. Brilliant

08.05.2025 01:27 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is probably the tweet I get repeat use of most often. It’s perfect.

05.05.2025 01:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What a hit, Mariona!

27.04.2025 16:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

16.04.2025 20:59 — 👍 181 🔁 27 💬 2 📌 1

Blatant as hell, no other thing he was trying to do. No good excuse for it not being a card

16.04.2025 19:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

full speed right into the standing leg
unreal he's on the field

16.04.2025 19:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gary (and Keith) having a meltdown about these decisions. Marlins ... WYD?

08.04.2025 22:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

PICK THAT ONE OUT MOTHERFUCKER

08.04.2025 20:37 — 👍 75 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Yes

08.04.2025 20:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

OH MY GOD DECLAN RICE

08.04.2025 20:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Holy shit, Rice!!!!!!!!!!!!

08.04.2025 20:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

COYG!!!!!!

08.04.2025 18:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Welp…it took three songs before they started licking each other, so I’m counting that as a win” … and other things I didn’t expect to say as a parent.

07.04.2025 02:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I know it's been a mega annoying season for Arsenal fans but I'd still rather have their squad and finances than anyone else's heading into this summer

05.04.2025 13:30 — 👍 24 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 1

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