gonzo sociologist

I saw my orthopedic surgeon for the last time today and I cried and we hugged. He told me that I was one of his most memorable patients for my attitude and my grit through all this and he hopes I keep doing crazy stuff like parkour for the rest of my life 🥹

Ice and elevate!! Take ibuprofen! Being old suuuucks but don’t fight taking care of yourself ❤️

Tim Robinson in the movie Friendship where he talks about a new Marvel that’s supposed to be nuts

I want my own thing to go nuts about!!

Respectfully!!!!!

Me purchasing only a diet pop at the gas station and no snacks: reverent, holy, healthy
Me two hours into the road trip with only a diet pop: foolish, ignorant, loser

Billy Madison hearing about a lost dog

When you’re at a show and the band says they want a frozen margarita you get your ass to the bar and you get that band a frozen margarita!! And you tip the bartender!!!

Is there a way I can respectfully watch Robert Irwin on Dancing with the Stars without having to see any of the other bozos and losers on there and just only Robert Irwin. Respectfully. Thanks

George Michael Bluth socking his uncle Gob Bluth

When a nephew and an uncle just can’t mend their relationship it impacts us all

Man I was absolutely certain that LMFAO was going to reunite for Coachella and it was going to turn things around for all of us

I’m applying GBBO to mine and it’s helping!! I hope you can find something that helps ❤️

Just watched a young man check for the gun in his waistband before entering a Crumbl Cookie in a sleepy Indianapolis suburb we are so cooked fam

If Patti Harrison would go on Taskmaster it would give us all something to live for for just a little while longer

Now’s as good a time as any to mention that Franz Ferdinand put an album out this year and it’s really good

it's ok everybody charlie kirk's ghost just visited me on his way to Real Christian Heaven and said it is actually an ecstasy beyond the comprehension of the living to be permitted to die for one's principles. so nobody has to feel bad #i said Wow really ur ok with this? even though you'll never taste a strawberry or smell a pine tree or kiss your kid again? #and he said oh yeah all that stuff sucks compares to Real Christian Heaven which btw you’ll never see due to being gay. bye.

Different place

To be clear I am wearing a mask and I can still smell your pungent odors through it

Y’all are way too comfortable wearing custom print polyester clothing because that does not breathe and I’m behind you at shows and can confirm you need to wear breathable fabrics

Thank you for making sure this based xantar was on my feed amen 🙏

I cried over it already once 🥲 my mintal hilth is going to be so good

I wish whole heartedly it was only a bit

I am simply too good and wonderful of a person to have to learn what six sigma is

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It’s almost a year since my Jackie died so yes I did buy a fashionable urn for my departed bird son

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Made office coffee so badly today that I had to walk around and apologize 😞 shameful

time to scroll, what do we got: fascism updates. Jamie Lee Curtis's jumbo yum yums. additional fascism updates,

busted mortal Odo stuck on the planet with crumpled Quark

Is there anyone besides Dumbledore that says anything about what is right and what is easy but don’t say the LMAO but it has Gandalf quote cause that’s a different situation

I am on steroids for my infected spider bites and my body hasn’t felt this good since at least December 13, 2024, if not before then

Live music is the closest thing to church for me!! It’s healing!

All these new Beths tracks are really speaking to how bad my Mintal Hilth is and when I see them play these live I will certainly be fixed

Also I am usually cool with seeing all the bands but one is Taking Back Sunday so this is why the lineup matters to me

Ticketmaster email: “Important Information About Your Upcoming Show” you can bring a bag the size of a deck of cards and here are useless things we can upsell you
Me: what time are doors? What order are the bands playing in?
Ticketmaster Email: VIP Club Access 🙂