gonzo sociologist

David Lynch sitting around a bunch of pill bottles with his head in his hand

When someone i treasure and respect says the word “chiropractor”

This is a real actual email i received at my public service job, last month. I hate this disgusting country

This is Trashlee my devil daughter though

This is Skateboard she was found with broken and clipped wings and has been my baby for five years now 🥰

Take my twist tie

Spike Siegel looking so cool smoking a cigarette

Watering my garden with a green bean in my mouth

Peanuts the Amazon parrot had a gender reveal party

My vet had a gender reveal party for a parrot in his 70s 😂

Yeah mine are weirdly anatomical this year too

I was getting notes of either rosemary or Fabuloso and I just kept eating

What just happened on this couch croutonologically can never happen again

Can’t even get a Diet Coke at Whole Foods more like a Whole bunch of bullshit

Yo I’m a CVS champion too but you’re gold medal!! That subscription is worth it for sure

I still really like my job it’s just been so hard lately and I think it will level out soon. Also ::waves:: the everything else

When I was in my 20s working a thankless admin job in an office I always dreamed that someday I could grow up and be a manager and work a public service job that stresses me out so bad that I burn a hole in my esophagus with stomach acid 🥰

It turns out that what I needed to feel like myself again was to sit in the grass with my friends and talk for hours

I’m gonna be honest I just now found out that Saw wasn’t a little evil doll Puppetmaster situation and instead it’s just a really bad guy

Hey guys have you ever wondered what it would be like if the Cat in the Hat did a whole bunch of soulless freestyle quips well have I got some news for you

I’m off today and this is actually me I’m also dried bones

Went to church today (@6ami6an6.bsky.social show) recited scripture (chanted “TRANS RIGHTS with Chase Petra) sang hymns (Tarot Cards with S@YP) and tithed (gave Holden @combatbaltimore.bsky.social some walking around money) 🙏 grateful and happy for a nice time listening to emo music in 95 degrees

I’m trying to book a knee tattoo and an IUD removal and replacement and only one of these things has me in mortal terror

Most days at work I’m full Leslie Knope, and proud of it, but today i needed to be Ron Swanson and I was kinda gruff and short with people and went into my office to eat meat alone

Societally and spiritually, we broke things beyond repair when it became possible to buy a bird at the store

This was the most Parks and Rec thing to happen ever, we all got trapped at work

A map showing stopped traffic on nearly every ingress and egress of downtown Indianapolis

The Pacers gave out 5,000 free tshirts today, via a drive up giveaway, during rush hour causing a traffic jam with hundreds of cars and it took me an hour to leave work 🫠

I got to tell a group of dudes on electric longboards and electric unicycles that yeah I’ve got a motor on my bike cause I broke my leg in half doing a backflip in parkour and I felt like the coolest person on earth

Thank you I just added this picture to this album

An audience of 350,000 people audibly booed Tom Brady at the Indy 500 today

A hand next to a scar with stitches visible

One half of my scars and they’ve healed beautifully

I was buying sandals on Poshmark and for half a second I got self conscious about my huge scars on my legs then I remember that I actually rule and I bought the sandals

A friend asked if I was going to the Drug Church show today i said no, with my current mobility level I’m concerned for my survival 🥴