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I just need a place to post my jokes

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It's a real crime that Eric Adams dropped out before we could hear his answer to this. (Add it to all of his others, I suppose)

18.10.2025 10:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is objectively correct

06.10.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Guess he really wants Gillibrand's endorsement

01.10.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of the most disappointing moments of my wrestling fandom was realizing that CM Punk isn't a person with moral integrity, but a character with moral integrity played by a person who doesn't have it

30.09.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, echoing @sagastar.bsky.social , in your defense, the GWB administration used 9/11 to build a narrative where they could accomplish their pre-existing goals, and brushed over anything that didn't fit into it. It's not a mistake that this is the first you're hearing of it!

30.09.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think a large subset of people has based their entire identity on "being a good person because I am a Democrat" and will just slavishly support them no matter what they do to desperately keep the floor from dropping out

29.09.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just got home from that show, and I agree

20.09.2025 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What's truly amazing is how many insane things he has said in front of an audience that AREN'T in this video. (I'm thinking particularly of "modern day Mein Kampf" and his sponge analogy)

16.09.2025 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, they're being given lots of money by people who would benefit from it, so...

15.09.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Agree with this entirely. And I think this goes hand in hand with another aspect, which is watching the government and the corporations it's entwined with deliver so much suffering and death, then saying "But this time it's bad". People just can't take it seriously.

11.09.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bobcat Goldthwait once said that Seinfeld's biggest talent was "being friends with Larry David"

10.09.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So he's saying that white supremacists are better than people who are against apartheid? I mean, the internal logic tracks

10.09.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I cannot wrap my mind around this image

08.09.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I saw an ad for the VMAs yesterday, which made me wonder, "Who is watching the VMAs?". Then the ad revealed that it was hosted by LL Cool J and featured a performance by Sabrina Carpenter, which makes me believe they don't know who is watching either

08.09.2025 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They Might Be The NY Giants

07.09.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The band Rilo Kiley performing on "Jimmy Kimmel Live!"

The band Rilo Kiley performing on "Jimmy Kimmel Live!"

The professional wrestler Kyle O'Reilly making his entrance on "AEW Collision"

The professional wrestler Kyle O'Reilly making his entrance on "AEW Collision"

06.09.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"It's fake, but it's real, but it's also fake"

06.09.2025 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A paragraph describing the company "Showrunner" which includes the highlighted section "its platform completely dedicated to AI content that allows users to create their own episodes of TV shows with a prompt of just a couple of words"

A paragraph describing the company "Showrunner" which includes the highlighted section "its platform completely dedicated to AI content that allows users to create their own episodes of TV shows with a prompt of just a couple of words"

Wow, this is one of the dumbest ideas I've ever read

05.09.2025 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

pere labubu

10.08.2025 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A huge moment. Phenomenal stuff

01.09.2025 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thebby Gapple

30.08.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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One of my favorite ways to refer to this that I've read

29.08.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was thinking the same thing. "1.5 billion people use this feature that they are not allowed to turn off"

26.08.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The uncritical parroting of disingenuous marketing language is infuriating. Like, it doesn't "become delusional" in long chats, its functioning degrades.

26.08.2025 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, in classic Adams fashion, he clearly doesn't know anything about "Squid Game" beyond that it has "game" in the title and it's a bad thing.

25.08.2025 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My favorite recent example of this genre. Incredibly, the movie is "The Godfather"

19.08.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's wild that anyone ever features Jay Electronica, considering that, no matter what the rest of the song is about, he's just going to rap about conspiracy theories - and not particularly well!

17.08.2025 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Juwanna Molina

10.08.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That was a great winter

10.08.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A remarkable feat of engineering

09.08.2025 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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