Douglas Lee

Buffalo pretzel bits to spice up my plain Greek yogurt? I'll keep you posted.

I’m sorry but I really have to stand up for myself and independent media here. Everyone is crediting Ken Delanian for the Maxwell sex offender waiver story, but I was hours ahead of him. Hours. Independent media is important.

Take a seat, tell therapy crow what's on your mind.

No, I know. I'm just making fun of that thing hard right conservatives say when they're calling democrats racist or whatever.

"Lincoln was a Republican." 🤤🤤🤤

You're swiftly becoming my favorite avian photographer.

Woah, let's not get crazy now.

He might as well be defending the horse and buggy. Solar is already cost-competitive and rapid progress is being made on electricity storage www.scientificamerican.com/article/wind...

The fossil fuel industry has received trillions of dollars in direct and indirect subsidies since 2000.

Let's not forget that.

a close up of a man 's face with a sweater on Alt: A man's face looking slightly perplexed.

The djinn granting me a 6th wish out of sheer curiosity and me wishing for a 6th beer.

If you're in the UK and haven't already, I think it's worth making a trip to Exmoor Zoo to see them! Even though they're very large birds, in person is always kind of... Unexpected.

Lockheed-Martin doesn't want us to know about the Fish Gun, but here it is.

a bird with a large beak stands in a pond Alt: Shoebill Stork dives into pond to bathe itself.

Fun fact, they're actually not storks, but closely related to Pelicans!

MAGA hates them because they're non-white Africans.

a bird with a large beak is standing in the grass with its wings outstretched . Alt: Shoebill Stork dancing

But the Shoebill is a wonderful creature!

a woman is standing next to a large bird with a long beak Alt: Woman and Shoebill Stork exchange greeting bows.

I wish, they're much more respectful than our current overlords.

A shoebill stork stares menacingly at the camera.

A shoebill stork looking goofy

They get much more menacing.
But can also be kinda goofy.

This is truly the best bird.

Love these little fellas.

How do we feel about Alien Weaponry and Gojira?

My favorite is when I see some raw milkers say, "it's fine if you boil it first." 😭

Oh no, my life is going very well, I'm just mentally ill. Thanks either way though. Deb didn't like it, she blocked me. I don't get it I felt like it was a pretty benign joke. Oh well, the Internet is a funny place.

spongebob squarepants is standing in front of a window with his arms in the air . ALT: spongebob squarepants is standing in front of a window with his arms in the air .

This was also sarcasm.
But no, comrade, I am not well.

BOOOOO, This guy's being NICE on the INTERNET! String him up!

In reality what we should all be worried about is anthopogenic climate change. The petunias are plotting to become megaflora, and I can prove it!

My boomer complaint is that people these days should spend less time importing inflammatory screenshots from other websites to stir people into a frenzy on this website when everything else is already so challenging, and more time doing anything else with their one wild and precious life

I'll use my millennial complaint to agree with you.

Every person of color* running for office.

"Taking turns is for communists"
-The guy driving the truck with the thin blue line sticker not letting me zipper in to the lane, probably.