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She/her. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Reading, felting, crochet, pottery, parenting teens, tea, and always dreaming of 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿. I think I’m funny.

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This happens to me a lot. I hate to DNF a book, but I can’t get away from mood reading. πŸ˜…πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

22.11.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Constant coughingβ€”>cough drops
Sugar free dropsβ€”>diarrhea
Sugar full dropsβ€”>cavities
Any drops at allβ€”>raw tongue

20.11.2025 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m supposed to be getting a tattoo tomorrow, but I am so sick I hardly know what day it is. I’m really sad about it.

19.11.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh dang. Hazmat suit?

16.11.2025 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jasmine is really where it’s at for me!

13.11.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like, for real, I will take even the most basic gunpowder green over any sencha.

13.11.2025 12:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not to start anything, but Chinese green teas are a gazillion times better than Japanese green teas.

13.11.2025 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Made persimmon risotto for dinner tonight and had to sell my firstborn to afford the amount of goat cheese it called for.

11.11.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The fall colors are absolutely popping right now! I want to take pics of every tree, but I’m always driving, and my staring at them is dangerous enough.

03.11.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

First time in probably 17 years that my family didn’t carve pumpkins or turnips for Halloween. I bought apples for β€œshrunken heads”, and ended up not making them.

01.11.2025 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I finally turned mine on this morning with it being 63Β°F in my bedroom. I really wanted to make it until November, but alas.

30.10.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How cold does it have to get in your house before you turn the heater on?

30.10.2025 10:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I ran my dishwasher FOUR times the other day. I have never felt more domestic.

27.10.2025 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
3 green tomatoes and several dozen red and green jalapeΓ±os in a teal strainer

3 green tomatoes and several dozen red and green jalapeΓ±os in a teal strainer

Been delaying a garden cleanup. My partner went out this morning and brought all this in!!!

25.10.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œ[This] is fascism.”
β€œBut…”
β€œAnd [this] is fascism.”
β€œWell…”
β€œAnd also [this]. That’s fascism.”
β€œBut we do it differently, so it’s not really…”

This is how conversations with my conservative family have gone. I was raised Mormon, so we’ve got some world class apologetics skills.

25.10.2025 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Line tattoos of The Shards of Narsil and the Evenstar, from The Lord of the Rings, with dotted embellishments. They are tattooed offset on opposite thighs, just above the knee, of two pale skinned people.

Line tattoos of The Shards of Narsil and the Evenstar, from The Lord of the Rings, with dotted embellishments. They are tattooed offset on opposite thighs, just above the knee, of two pale skinned people.

My partner and I celebrated our 18th anniversary in August. Since our marriage is officially an adult, we got complementary tattoos.

24.10.2025 11:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Feeling like a bland person. Looking forward suggestions to spice up my life.

I’ll prob say nah to everything, but still.

23.10.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think I’m finally out of my pimento-cheese-on-sourdough-toast breakfast phase. Please be patient with me while I find another breakfast phase.

21.10.2025 12:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I want someone to plan a vacation for me. And also pay for it.

16.10.2025 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The endless slog of dishes, laundry, and fighting injustice.

13.10.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My partner is constantly trying to get me into anime. Currently watching Solo Leveling, and really enjoying it!

09.10.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My entire Costco has been transformed into a huge Dubai chocolate.

02.10.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I ate an apple straight off the core today while sitting on my couch, and I’m honestly so upset about it. That is outdoors/hiking behavior. In the future, if I’m gonna have a couch apple, it 100% needs to be sliced.

02.10.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Been reading How to be an Epicurean by Catherine Wilson. It’s my first formal intro to the philosophy, and I’m finding that it aligns very closely to the moral guide I have outlined for myself post-Mormonism. Very much enjoying it!

30.09.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Feeling so stressed I haven’t played Connections in a week.

Also, I dreamt I got electrocuted in a swimming pool. And the dream dictionaries say it bc I’m overwhelmed by my emotions. Checks out.

30.09.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not a good day for Mormon/Mormon adjacent people today. I’ve been out of the church for a decade, and I’m having some big feels.

28.09.2025 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dragged all my bulk trash to the curb last night for our biannual bulk trash pickup.

Turns out it’s next week.

Also it rained, so I had to drag a bunch of soggy trash back to my garage this morning.

25.09.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The -culinary teacher- at my son’s HS got fired. I’m shocked. And upset.

18.09.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My oldest child is taking Econ, Gov, -and- Multicultural Lit online this semester in HS. And damn, what a doozy of a trio for ✨These Times✨. Also, I get to listen to it all, and discuss with him, since he sits at the table to work. We are staying stressed.

17.09.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Once upon a time, I bought a box of Vosges Haut-Chocolat. So now I get ads to remind me how outrageous capitalism is. Their advent calendar costs $375. 😳 But you can use Shop pay to pay in 4 easy installments.

It’s literally chocolate.

16.09.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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