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No Kings includes Draft Kings

Trump: Do the people of Minnesota really want to live in a community in which there are thousands of already convicted murderers, drug dealers and addicts, rapists, violent released and escaped prisoners, dangerous people

No, but you sent ICE here so we have to deal with it.

BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!

Holy fuck they actually did it

a cartoon of an old lady looking out a window with filth written on the top ALT: a cartoon of an old lady looking out a window with filth written on the top

fortunately i can only hear that word in Edith's voice

@mhdksafa for the record: cops aren't supposed to kill guilty people either (from 2023)

on the other end of the spectrum, someone might recognize the quote and suddenly you're totally flat-footed at the farmers' market while sampling your local vinegar purveyor's new batch of fermented hot sauce

Sabriel / Lirael / Abhorsen by Garth Nix? I'm not sure if it's quite the right age, although Sabriel reads a little younger than the others, I think.

(There is another sequel I cannot vouch for)

Me, watching as children's motrin magically lowers Littler Girl's fever from 104.x down to 100.x, easing her very obvious discomfort and allowing her to get the sleep she desperately needs:

"I don't think this is doing anything and maybe it's dangerous. Probably better for her to burn up?"

I know it’s low on the list of crimes but what the hell is this writing style

Important to understand the Epstein stuff and the fascism and the corruption are, in a lot of ways, really all the same story from different angles: powerful men who can and do abuse vulnerable people around them because they can, and because systems of elite accountability catastrophically failed

best ending of all time, let's be real

dawg not the steakhouse wedding font

it's funny how you can rightly be like "this is all according to their plan - fascist paramilitary secret police kidnapping americans, panopticon, destruction of the dollar, etc" but then out of nowhere you get a curveball like Tearing Down White House To Build The Fancy Boy Party Zone

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

The only thing I want out of a social media platform is a way to ensure Mr. Collins won't evict my wife and daughters from Longbourn in the event of my death. And literally none of them have offered anything close to this

the post office is a public service. it doesn’t need to make money. public transit doesn’t need to make money. the library doesn’t need to make money. some things exist for the public good and we desperately need lawmakers to stop thinking about them in terms of capitalism. these are not businesses.

There are lots of extremely rich people in like, Illinois who go on vacation in Destin every year and own a boat but they didn’t go to prep school so they think they’re “working class”

It's hard to avoid recalling this passage from the English historian Tony Judt:

Funny how the US has basically the government of Iran now: Supreme Leader who rules by decree, priestly council with token opposition that decides whether the decisions are okay or not on arcane scriptural grounds, and completely ceremonial legislature

Riley Gaines: NYC is so screwed Qt: Did Zohran Mamdani also beat you at swimming

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Some people think this is an exaggeration but I will say that if I were HHS Secretary and my goal were to kill as many children as possible, it would be difficult to distinguish the actions I would take from those that Kennedy has taken.

Peak Wisconsin kitsch

"this guy in his mid thirties lacks work experience" really hits different from the generation that writes the email body in the subject line

still think this is one of the greatest posts ever made

I'm a relatively well-read guy in history but the one thing no one can tell you is how when you're living through historical events you're still like "man I gotta unload the dishwasher again"

illegal war started by a man constitutionally ineligible to be president

I do not agree with what is going on and I wish it to stop

Future Birthplace of James T. Kirk, Riverside, Iowa This is the place. A photo-worthy monument marks the spot.

Small-Town Iowa: Likewise Prepared