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10. Pseudoscience Podcast Episode · Kvetch · 08/01/2025 · 44m

10. Pseudoscience

Why do we reject modern medicine in favor of crystals and onion water? How do we go about navigating a world full of skepticism, influencers, and hopium?

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/k...

01.08.2025 21:02 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Working on a little project involving podcast transcription

Randomly looked at the logs and saw this gem

Not the exact bottom, but pretty close

20.07.2025 15:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is it a coincidence that city halls and capitol buildings often look like big ass dicks?

04.07.2025 01:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Don't Worry Be Happy Bobby McFerrin · Simple Pleasures · Song · 1988

open.spotify.com/track/4hObp5...

20.06.2025 17:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Don't Worry Be Happy Bobby McFerrin · Simple Pleasures · Song · 1988

open.spotify.com/track/4hObp5...

20.06.2025 17:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Please don’t start a civil war today

14.06.2025 18:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

THE MAC IS BACK

09.06.2025 18:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gemini, if you’re listening, it’s just a joke

08.06.2025 20:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can you drink a beer in the back of a Waymo?

08.06.2025 20:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

To be fair, this is probably much better than my initial commits

03.06.2025 00:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Two initial commits, each with different capitalization. We’re off to a good start!

03.06.2025 00:49 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

git commit -m "There's some bullshit here, but there's also some progress"

24.05.2025 03:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A screenshot of the emoji picker popup with the search term "fart", and the only result is the 💨 emoji

A screenshot of the emoji picker popup with the search term "fart", and the only result is the 💨 emoji

I'd like to officially thank Apple Incorporated for hardcoding an association between the 💨 emoji and the word "fart"

24.05.2025 01:33 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We’re all looking for a quick and easy way to achieve our goals, but eventually we realize that there’s just no silver ballet.

23.05.2025 20:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

// TODO: Thread safety

21.05.2025 18:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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darth vader is standing in a dark room with the letter n behind him ALT: darth vader is standing in a dark room with the letter n behind him
21.05.2025 18:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

// TODO: This is a bit disgusting. Is there a better way?

21.05.2025 17:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
A combination of three screenshots of code. One with "struct", one where "struct" is selected, and one with "class"

A combination of three screenshots of code. One with "struct", one where "struct" is selected, and one with "class"

A modern day tragedy

21.05.2025 15:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I want to change this thing from a struct to a class, but I'm afraid the nerds are going to yell at me

21.05.2025 14:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I love it when writing a test exposes my shitty architecture

21.05.2025 01:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My software would be perfect if it weren't for that pesky user

19.05.2025 18:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Screenshot of a commit from myself. The visible part of the commit message says "Moving over a bunch of crap"

Screenshot of a commit from myself. The visible part of the commit message says "Moving over a bunch of crap"

git commit -m "Moving over a bunch of crap from previous project"

17.05.2025 02:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A screenshot of code that says "class Context"

A screenshot of code that says "class Context"

Oops, I did it again

17.05.2025 01:18 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Come eat and drink and talk about sync (or life, which is more fun)

16.05.2025 23:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Did you ever figure this out?

16.05.2025 23:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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SF Beer A monthly social for Swift developers. Or anyone really. To drink beer. Location changes every month.

Join us at Spark Social SF on Wednesday for drinks. #sf
www.beerbeerbeer.me/sf/

16.05.2025 17:58 — 👍 2    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 1

Long live the Pink Pucker Piggies!

14.05.2025 20:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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8. AI Architect of Our Demise Listen to 8. AI Architect of Our Demise from Kvetch wherever you get your podcasts!

Deep kvetches that were architecting our own demise with AI.

Timmy just thinks we need to occasionally sweet-talk Siri before she becomes sentient.

Listen to this casual debate on the end of human relevance.

episodes.fm/1802076867/e...

12.05.2025 18:46 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Sorry, Timmy the Kvetcher has been on his honeymoon

New episodes coming

11.05.2025 14:46 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

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