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Tim Kokesh

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iOS superfreak, puzzle enthusiast, Vikings fan, rated chess expert, occasional pedant. Pictures/videos of cats living their best lives make me irrationally happy. MAGAts and other fascists will get blocked. He/him πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦

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That’s what happens when you beat Cincy 48-10 but lose to the Chargers 37-10.

04.11.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a sombrero sits in a classroom with the words " i 'll allow it " below him ALT: a man wearing a sombrero sits in a classroom with the words " i 'll allow it " below him

Seeing as you had to suffer through him, too…

03.11.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, after Big Leg Bill went down for the Vikings last year, Romo stepped in and was completely serviceable. And as a Vikings fan, I don’t want to hear a word from fans of other teams about kicking curses.

03.11.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

JJ McCarthy just wins. SKOL!!! #Vikings

02.11.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or at least disbar them

01.11.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And at 55, significantly past his Wilford Brimley Line.

01.11.2025 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If he’s so obsessed about keeping it like what Lincoln had, let’s see him remove the flushing toilet which wasn’t invented until 1907 by Thomas Crapper (really!).

01.11.2025 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Secretary of the Interior (Decorating) should be a Cabinet-level appointment.

31.10.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t really follow baseball, but I’d love to watch the World Series (especially that 18-inning game). But I’ve cut the cord, and I don’t subscribe to Fox. I wish I cared more than I do.

31.10.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Church would be more fun if this were one of the hymns.

30.10.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They want a civil war so they can impose despotic fascism.

30.10.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Other than times I’ve been so sick that j didn’t have an appetite (do not recommend), the most effective diet I’ve ever undertaken was no red meat except on the weekend. Monday morning until the end of work on Friday was tough the first few weeks, but it became normal after a while.

29.10.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s the kind of Dick pic I can get behind!

27.10.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This aged remarkably poorly.

19.10.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate to be the contrarian here, but he wasn’t even the best songwriter in the Beatles.

19.10.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

4. The real reason for the shutdown is so they don’t have to seat Representative-elect Grijalva, who would be the 218th vote to release the Epstein records.

16.10.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Time Machine (2002)β€”The Moon Breaking Up
YouTube video by Alastairking100 The Time Machine (2002)β€”The Moon Breaking Up

The inevitable endgame here:
youtu.be/odrgDzciG6s?...

14.10.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t think the Jets’ season can be saved merely by firing the head coach. They have painted themselves into a corner by starting Bustin Fields with only Tyrod Taylor to back him up.

14.10.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t feel so bad about that week 2 loss anymore. #SKOL

14.10.2025 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Collinsworth always gets out his industrial-strength kneepads and bib for Mahomes.

13.10.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When Stephen Miller was stuffed into lockers as a high school student, why did anyone ever let him out?

10.10.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think that’s the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka

10.10.2025 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A win is a win! #Skol

05.10.2025 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Agreed. But, by the way, that chessboard is set up wrong.

02.10.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They all look so damn unhappy. I would feel a deep pity for them all if they weren’t such terrible human beings.

01.10.2025 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At the end of his career, he was exclusively a kicker. A 46 year-old who scored 5 points per FG would have been worth his weight in gold.

30.09.2025 05:02 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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30.09.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Tom Baker was the GOAT.

27.09.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If I recall correctly, the universe’s observable width is double that; we can see 46 billion light years (aka 46 billion years ago) in any direction.

26.09.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wearing masks… so brave. /s

26.09.2025 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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