Bobby Flayed God

The microwave will convert it to 1:25 to midnight

cow tools

CHIN UP, TITS OUT, AND WATCH FOR THE SHOE

A lil' chibi page of one of my favorites. A true Icon

#wrestlesky | #aew | #wrestleart

I guess this annoying ass reply section is my fault for posting on bluesky in the first place

I have been on yiay before, I don't use the tags. I know how this works.

You don't need to use the tag when it's a reply.

BREAKING NEWS: it happened.

when you are petting a cat and the purr descends in register from “love it” to the louder slower “oh hell yes now that’s the stuff” purr, that is a blessing in this world

Painting of a frog with mohawk and leather jacket on top of a royal lily on the lake, two dragonmoons fly on top of it

punk frog

Nobody's from "parts unknown" anymore

Host Sam Reich on an episode of Game Changer, looking in disbelief at his podium that a contestant destroyed. Overlaid text is lyrics from "This Year" by The Mountain Goats: "I am gonna make it through this year if it kills me"

Tired I am so tired of waiting, Aren't you, For the world to become good And beautiful and kind? Let us take a knife And cut the world in two - And see what worms are eating At the rind. Langston Hughes

This Langston Hughes poem is relevant af.

Royalty Free Christmas Songs 10 is finally released

Here's a joke that might only be for pharmacy people

"ut dictum? I hardly know em!"

Black and white photo of a plump shorthaired tuxedo cat sitting on an upholstered ottoman next to a tinseled Christmas tree, staring up into space. Open boxes of presents can be seen scattered about the floor.

Christmas stupor. Photo from my collection, 1956.

vigilantsycamore Dec 25, 2020 Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside 500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!

still my favorite christmas post

@cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social

It's that time of year where I post this one

Not a bad way to spend the afternoon

painting of a capybara with a bow tie playing the trombone in the forest

capybara trombonist

painting of capybaras enjoying some pizza

capybaras enjoying some pizza

it bugs me every time I hear it but I have to remember it's a losing battle and language is often determined by the incorrect masses. "Nimrod" never meant "foolish" until people misunderstood what Bugs Bunny meant.

pedantry is a bad look, meaning in language is determined by use, and also, that’s probably not what “begs the question” means

The Cow Tools and Hellmo meme templates also work as paper snowflakes! I used copy paper, scissors, and a hole punch. #papercraft #snowflake #cowtools #hellmo #elmo #paperart #comic

The infamous "cow tools" comic by Gary Larson, but with the eponymous cow and tools replaced by a stegosaurid's thagomizer, also by Larson.

Reject prongler; embrace thagomizer.

The cow tools cow doing the Sonic Adventure pose, mid stride with one arm reaching down through her legs to do the hoof version of a thumbs up. The other arm is extended back holding a Prongler.

i think I like it better with out the joystick. made that spot too busy/hard to parse.

Fozzie bear wearing sunglasses

he had that shit on

I want to be able to turn off the fuckass fonts that people are able to make their names now

Take the crystal— I cannot hold open the Patient Portal any longer! You must validate your insurance provider at least 10 minutes prior to your appointment!

a painting of a ghost that's just a piece of fabric, but in the shape of a capybara

Ghostbara