Bourbon.
Neat.
Fuck ICE.
@sys-dadmin.bsky.social
IT geek, drummer, nerd. Bring bourbon. @eternathyme is my better half. he/him
Bourbon.
Neat.
Fuck ICE.
I don't know how to make decisions for myself please advise
30.12.2025 02:01 β π 73 π 22 π¬ 12 π 0All we can do now is hope for spontaneous combustion.
08.01.2026 21:55 β π 197 π 68 π¬ 8 π 0Gen Z Fred Flintstone says, "skibbidy dibbidy doo."
07.01.2026 04:48 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A little tip in life for men: The ladies are not impressed if you shout, "I am Groot!" when you wake up with morning wood.
07.01.2026 00:04 β π 38 π 12 π¬ 6 π 0Google Pixel's Magic Eraser, but for my anxiety.
06.01.2026 23:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Men are put here on this earth to make fried potatoes
15.01.2025 18:59 β π 92 π 17 π¬ 15 π 1ONE NIGHT TRADE MARK COUCH SYRUP EACH OUNCE CONTAINS ALCOHOL, (less than 1%) 44m CANNABIS INDICA, FE. 42OL CHLOROFORM 275m. MORPHIA,SULPH, SHILLFULLY COMBINED WITH A NUMBER OTHER INGREDIENTS label of an old timey medicine
we used to be a proper country
04.01.2026 17:01 β π 334 π 82 π¬ 15 π 5A screenshot from the Storygraph app showing categories and thumbnails of books read, to-read pile, and 2025 reading goal.
I wanted to get back into reading this past year. I didn't set a super lofty goal, but I hit it and then some.
31.12.2025 02:33 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all my excellent friends. I hope you all have a wonderful day. π
25.12.2025 22:21 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβve ended every human interaction Iβve ever had with, βWell, everything youβve told me points to a Sasquatch encounter.β
24.12.2025 14:35 β π 103 π 37 π¬ 4 π 0Happy holidays back, bro! Great to see you. π
24.12.2025 06:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So much of gift wrapping is thinking outside the box.
24.12.2025 06:22 β π 6 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0No, kids, the cookies are fine, but Santa doesn't want milk. Leave bourbon instead.
Trust me.
Anyone on Storygraph?
app.thestorygraph.com/profile/drummy
"We're gonna go easy this holiday season," I say, as I wrap the 278th gift for my wife.
19.12.2025 16:00 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Me:
No I don't have social anxiety, what are you talking about?
Also me (at the restaurant counter):
Hi...ummm... I'll take one food, please.
Why aren't GitHub conferences called GitTogethers.
05.12.2025 03:09 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wait, no one told me I'd have to interact with people in this job.
Gross
Imma put the D in Pachelbel's Canon
03.12.2025 14:30 β π 59 π 17 π¬ 5 π 0Drummy's 2025 stats for Duolingo.
And I still suck at German.
03.12.2025 03:34 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I have no idea π€£
03.12.2025 03:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I really never left. I'm just not nearly as active.
03.12.2025 03:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yes, both Gremlins *and* Die Hard are Christmas movies.
I'll take no discussion on this.
You know you live in the south when the stores advertise deep freezers by how many deer they can hold.
01.11.2025 18:32 β π 20 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0It's October. Time to tear down your real cobwebs and put up fake ones.
01.10.2025 14:46 β π 14 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0My daughter, exasperated, reaching for the bug-zapping racket: "Hold my drink, I'm about to commit genoflyde."
02.08.2025 01:59 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Hey thanks!
01.07.2025 14:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We've finally reached a decade when I can say I listen to music from the '20s to the '20s.
20.05.2025 12:06 β π 16 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Men are too emotional to lead
27.04.2025 19:11 β π 289 π 58 π¬ 23 π 0