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Oh I like that. A load means a lot and that’s how much I like to get.

18.02.2026 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A witch cursed me because I saw her trip and stumble. Didn’t even laugh, just witnessed it.

17.02.2026 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I usually throw out a β€œbehold” before I do my unveilings, but when it’s something real special, I hit 'em with the β€œfeast your eyes on this…”

16.02.2026 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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District 9 (2009)

Brothers don't weigh anything even when they make you watch stressful dumb cinema.
@nafmcpodcast.bsky.social watched District 9.

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Where are the prawn's genitals? @ladybroseph.bsky.social

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14.02.2026 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Saying β€œI haven’t yet acquired the wealth that is required” instead of β€œme too poor”

14.02.2026 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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NEW @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social w/ DISTRICT 9
-geisha blanket
-pp punch
-Russian roulette
-bad bunny
-small buts fly too
-latin hands
-Heaven bow
-quiz, medals and ratings

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12.02.2026 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lying to children about how much you bang your shins when you’re older. Saying it’s rare, and it hurts less. Fear is only good for preventing the preventable.

13.02.2026 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So horrible.

11.02.2026 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You are speaking to me as if I am a horse you own instead of a horse you are lucky to have stumbled across in a meadow.

10.02.2026 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 251    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 4

Getting really dissonant with my cognitions lately. Little coggy d around 4 pm to get through the day.

09.02.2026 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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NEW @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social w/ TALLADEGA NIGHTS
-sprained a boob
-birthday girl
-2nd email
-jelly roll rant
-new flavour
-snake poser
-quiz, medals and ratings

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05.02.2026 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Dual-wielding mustards.

06.02.2026 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)

DYK @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social did a full spread for Playgirl Magazine under the name of Mike Honcho.

We watched Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

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05.02.2026 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Just tied my boots a crazy way. It’s part of my new initiative: The Century of Innovation.

04.02.2026 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

More like mandolout, right Ray?

01.02.2026 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Me: I got a bounty here for β€œThe Lonesome Cowboy”

Unidentified cowboy: well I reckon every cowboy finds hisself lonesome as he rides out into that silver river of moonlight, nothing between him and the hardpan but saddle and steed…

Me: ok buddy stick em up

30.01.2026 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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NEW @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social w/ THE BLACK DAHLIA
-strictly gorillas
-death pool
-imagine picking a kid
-vinegar based
-a lot of ketchup
-Kate was right
-quiz, medals and ratings

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24.01.2026 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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a close up of a man 's face with a fence in the background . ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a fence in the background .

Neo-noir, more like crap-crapper.

On @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social we watched 2006's Black Dahlia.

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Josh Hartnett's butt double
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ScarJo's scar
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23.01.2026 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I chose the month, defined the theme, and I still would have picked Evil Under the Sun the Poirot beach mystery.

23.01.2026 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just keeping faving those grandchild pictures, you might end up with a few well upholstered loungers.

12.01.2026 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just got a free dovetail jig. This technique is undefeated.

12.01.2026 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery (2025)

The mystery is how our podcast is free to listen to bc @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social watched Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery

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Mystery solved!
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10.01.2026 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The pulsating cube appears again.

β€œENTER THE CUBE” it bellows.

β€œGod damn it.” I reply as I collect the documents that got blown around my office. β€œI don’t have time for cube stuff right now.”

10.01.2026 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 257    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

Got so much cocaine I have to use cos and tan to keep track of it all.

06.01.2026 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The hairdresser holds up the mirror so I can see the back of my haircut but she accidentally uses the mirror that reveals how you die. I see my 80-year-old self tumbling down a hill after slacklining for the 1st time. I never know how to react in these situations, so I just mumble "wow I love it"

05.01.2026 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 689    πŸ” 114    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

I play on a Ti-83 and it starts smoking if I run anything other than vanilla.

06.01.2026 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They laugh at my mismatched outfits. They don’t realize I’m doing this to maximize ice damage. I will freeze them one day.

06.01.2026 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Me: I'm going to spend some time reflecting on New Year's Day.

Secret Dracula: Me too. I love reflecting and I love the day.

31.12.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 95    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me talking to my brother: hello

Me talking to someone who likes the same pens as me: PEN BROTHERRRRR!!!!

30.12.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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