dave to the k

Even people who hate him have become obsessed. I have multiple people in my life, that almost anything you say, they somehow relate it back to him. It drives me fucking crazy. I want to have an hour in the day without hearing about that motherfucker.

YouTube video by PlayWarframe ???????? ?? ???

Hey @warframe.com , I think Werner Herzog got ahold of your youtube channel...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHlD...

and inverted illustration of a woman on her knees giving oral to a man doing a headstand.

Only if we can do this too.

It was in a freshly poured concrete sidewalk I bet.

I'm proud of you. It is no small feat. Keep going, badass.

😭

That sounds a lot like my LSD experiences tbh.

It's officially my birthday. You have to say nice things to me.

No you

Hell yeah!

Women who don't wear bras have gravitatas.

If you don't love me at my hokey pokey, you don't deserve me when I turn myself around.

5318008

*This is a calculated joke*

Why's it called "morning wood" and not alarm-cock?

Reminder: "friend zone" isn't a real thing. Someone doesn't owe you anything because you're attracted to them or nice to them. Being "just friends" isn't punishment.

Grow up.

If you see someone stealing food, no you didn't.

I respond "hahaha" a lot for someone having a hahahard time.

The yellow hmm emoji but with a very small face at the top and 3 hands on the chin, stacked, each getting progressively smaller.

The yellow hmm emoji but with a very small head and a very giant hand

The yellow hmm emoji but with there's a tired frowny face on the hand and blank face.

The yellow hmm emoji but with a large faded face and the regular face mirrored and on top of it. Like those old cheese school portraits from the 70s and 80s

Told someone I was busy doing important things and couldn't hang out.

important things I was doing:

I'm not one, but I'll never stop proposing daily. Sorry.

K

Two very innocent Xmas angels

When she boutta hark on it

Wanted to say a big thanks one more time for all those who sent some money for my birthday. I really apprecaite it. Still don't know what I'm getting with it, but it helps a lot. Thank you thank you! 🖤

🫂🫂🫂🖤 Thank you

Thank you! 🖤

Thank you!

It's officially my birthday. You have to say nice things to me.

It's my birthday week! Want to help a guy out? Wish him a happy day (on the 6th) or he'd gladly accept a couple bucks! I've been spending most my time taking care of mom. I'm thinking that any money raised will buy her a nice gift. 1/2

venmo.com/u/Dave-tothe-K
www.paypal.com/paypalme/orb...

Thank you! I appreciate it (and YOU) cheers!

🙌

Choosey dad's choose SMUNCH