The Daily Mail is IN HELL

those poor lampreys

Call of Duty sales being down badly this year is heartening, in a way. Some of these forever game IPs really do need to sunset and make room for others to emerge at the very least

negotiating with a slime in Shin Megami Tensei V

slightly unnerving screenshot of my Elden Ring character Percule Hoirot. We are looking at the inside of his big pumpkin helmet

Live with Elden Ring! Short stream today so get the gaming whilst it's hot!

twitch.tv/geddstation

I actually think it's good that two or three companies control the functioning of the entire internet because then sometimes we get these big outages that cause a lot of trouble for a lot of people.

get pronked

old TV screencap: DON'T Drive Leave Home Leave Pets Outside Panic

PSA

Nobody wants this poster

judging by the title i thought this was going to be about ai

I have absolutely no interest in middle ground or compromise on any human rights, for roughly the same reasons that I have absolutely no interest in allowing a leopard to eat only *part* of my face.

by the time this is all over these are gonna look like rookie numbers

In an ad that was printed on special flourescent paper to give it a "radioactive" green gradient (meaning, it scans very poorly), Commodore advertises a first party adventure game: "QUESTPROBE: THe Hulk: A Marvel Adventure." Screenshots show Bruce Banner looking in the mirror, the Hulk looking in a morror, and a transformation scene.

THE HULK HAS GONE SOFT

A sketch of two steam trains, human faces on the front. The title above them says 'The Broad Gauge and the Narrow Gauge'. The narrow gauge train is looking unbearably smug, then broad gauge absolutely raging. In the smoke, they are communicating, the broad gauge saying "You are a locomotive" and the narrow saying "You are another".

It's over: I've already depicted you as the seething broad gauge train, and myself as the smug narrow gauge!

every AI ad is like

“hey gemini, what would i have for lunch?”

and then the phone is like

“sandwich”

and the guy is like

“wow”

This is full-blown, completely unabashed and unambiguous ‘Protocols of the Elders of Karbala’ shit, and the fact that behaviour and rhetoric like this is treated as normal and legitimate by large segments of American and western culture more broadly is fucking glaring, disgusting and pitiful stain.

It’s not cool to celebrate someone’s death. Sure, Vlad the Impaler dipped his bread in the blood of his victims, but he was a human being who deserves our courtesy and respect

let that be a lesson to you: commit war crimes and you'll die at an old age 22 years later surrounded by loved ones

Tron gives an inaccurate impression of how many guys live in your computer. It makes it seem like thousands of guys are in there. In reality only about 10 guys live in your computer and less than half of them ride motorcycles

An urgent message is sent by delivery raven (a la Game of Thrones). The royal recipient is concerned. Below cursive script, crude raven scrawl has been added to the scroll: “feed food gud ravin”

r/ TankieTheDeprogram 12h Xi's poker face BROKEN as he drinks a particularly strong Korean alcoholic drink

Lmao

Excited for G-O.O

YouTube thumbnail saying DOCTOR REACTS and then John Mulany on stage doing a joke about peeing 11 times a day

Richard kind

People Magazine just announced their 2025 “Sexiest Man Alive”:

Anime Ja Nai you will always be the funniest opening song

every science news article is like "chinese researchers invent cure for hurting your back getting out of bed" and every science policy news article is like "uncomfortable bed lobby successfully lobbies trump admin with $500 bribe"

Living up to stated expectations of “not dead”.

Fuck it we ball. I'm live now at twitch.tv/geddstation - help me and my inability to be on time, please!