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The 2 AM Seattle Dog is a lifesaver

carbuncle eating a plate of yakisoba way too big for him

spageddy time

An article titled Scientists have discovered a third state between life and death by WKRC and dated Saturday June 14, 2025 at 9:54 p.m.

It's Mariners baseball, but shhhh or everyone will want it.

FFX hit when I was about 15, and the impact it had on me was immense. It's always held a very special place in my heart, and I'm proud to call it my favorite game. Expedition 33 is the only game I've played in my life to surpass that feeling.

Im so happy young people get to have their FFX moment.

I've played so many video games in the past 35 years and there are some that I've considered my favorites for nearly as long but Expedition 33 profoundly fucked me up and it's one of the best video games I've ever been lucky enough to have experienced. Beautiful work

Report: Seattle Mariners finalizing deal with 1B Josh Naylor The Seattle Mariners and bringing first baseman Josh Naylor back on a five-year contract, according to ESPN's Jeff Passan.

BREAKING: The #Mariners are finalizing a five-year deal with first baseman Josh Naylor, according to ESPN's Jeff Passan.
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im glad my mother chose the very normal response of "why" so I could be confused about this interaction for the next 35 years of my life!!!!!!!

When I was like 5 years old in 1992 I told my mom I had a crush on Mario and she said "why" and I said "cause he's handsome" and she laughed so hard that she almost died. This is what Mario looked like in 1992 btw

YEAH

I've been saying this one out loud constantly since the moment I heard it

Oh oh! A friend (ty @chrisweedpiano.bsky.social!) just sent me this. It's very cool to see my name in a thing like this! I didn't design Faith, but I did design the new Frame Fatales logo in 2023 alongside the FF team, which included a logo-fied version of Faith. Fun project, fantastic team 🐆🎮🏁

blocked someone for taking too dim a view of humanity

i think about this one constantly

the average salary of tens of thousands of games industry professionals is actually now $0, hope that clears things up

@walkingtrashbag.bsky.social

ah whatever. Dissidia happening in front of waffle house

it's so funny that these people pride themselves on their luxury and class, but the second you scratch them the Fiverr comes out

Sick and Twisted

Various Mario 64 Mario maneuvers

My list of qualifications

Chrontendo Episode 2 (00:33:24)

im hearing now, that all the nerds who got their pants pulled down while distracted by the Northern Lights, will be charged as sex offenders

The font would appear to be English 111 Adagio CE, available for the highly presidential sum of just $39.75 USD

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LUMINES

*in the bread line at the food bank* highly polished. statuary marble

let them eat polished statuary marble