Jen

Robert Ryan

Every introvert on my timeline shuddering at that story about Target requiring employees to smile & make eye contact if a customer gets near them. If I still shopped there, I'd be plotting a course through the aisles that avoided all employees like a real-life video game. So many levels of bad 🙃

Could just be my charming personality, but as a shopper this would annoy the shit out of me.

Hand holding a paperback version of The Only Good Indians by Stephen Graham Jones

Nice grocery store score. Takes the sting out of trying to shop in the midst of snowbird season. I 🖤 this book!

#BookSky #HorrorLit #Horror

Southern Comfort chugged straight from the bottle when I was 16.

Attention writers 👇

Poor Karswell. Smacked to death by a demon

#TCMParty

Reminds me of that after school special when Helen Hunt (I think) was hopped up on PCP and jumped out the window
#TCMParty #CurseOfTheDemon

Sure, give him that meth. What could possibly go wrong

#TCMParty #CurseOfTheDemon

Run, Dana, run!

#TCMParty #CurseOfTheDemon

That was clearly a stuffed animal he was fighting off

#TCMParty #CurseOfTheDemon

He's conjured a Cat 3 hurricane 🌀🌀🌀

#TCMParty #CurseOfTheDemon

#CurseOfTheDemon is absolutely bonkers and I fucking love it 👹

#TCMParty

Congrats! That's so awesome!!

All three of you were great. Really enjoyed the chat

Speaking of writing advice, I feel like everything I've been thinking and talking about over the past few days can be boiled down to this.

Go ahead and write the weird shit. Because (waves hands around at everything) at this point, why the fuck not?

This 👇

Bluesky has been constantly freezing up for weeks, to the point that I can no longer use the app on my phone. Any other android users having this problem?

Book cover for Mercy by Jussi Adler-Olsen

A rainy Saturday reading in bed all day is a day well spent.

#BookSky 📚💙

Indeed

Surprisingly, I got 6 out 7 correct

ST3.8 | "#emotionallaborday" — Rock and a Hard Place Press When you push Get-Along-Gloria too far, and you mess with her little girl, there's another version of Gloria that comes out to play . . .

New this month in STONE'S THROW: "#emotionallaborday" by Autumn Harrison. A story about a woman, family, and the intersection of all those unacknowledged things. Read it today:

Movie poster for The Unsuspected (1947)

Just tuned in a bit late for #TheUnsuspected. I love this movie! #TCMParty #SUTS

I'm not a huge fan of musicals, but #TheSoundOfMusic was really good. Glad I watched. #TCMParty

I don't think I've ever seen #TheSoundOfMusic.

#TCMParty #SUTS

Top 5 words I butcher every time I try to say them:

Unfathomable
Anonymity
Colloquialism
Abominable
February (comes out sounding like Febwoowerry)

an illustration of a man holding a cell phone with the words disconnect & decompress Alt: an illustration of a man holding a cell phone with the words disconnect & decompress

Time for an extended social media break. See ya on the other side

I agree with Eddie. The fun of noir is watching people make bad decisions and doing really stupid things

#NoirAlley #TCMParty

I get the feeling the remains of the real Malcolm is in that well, too

#TCMParty #NoirAlley

a hamster is standing on its hind legs and saying duhn dunn dunn !!! Alt: a hamster is standing on its hind legs and saying duhn dunn dunn !!!

And the plot thickens
#ThisSideOfTheLaw #NoirAlley #TCMParty