sdinter

donnerstag actually aber i like

sogar im januar

it’s frühstücksge

sind eh vorbei
bsky.app/profile/sdin...

Es lag auch immer Schnee

The image is a meme with three panels, using a scene from a movie to humorously convey a conversation about prosecuting people associated with the Epstein files. 1. Top Panel: Shows two characters, with the left one facing the camera and the right one seen from behind. The text reads: "prosecute everyone in the Epstein files." 2. Middle Panel: Features a close-up of the right character facing the camera. The text states: "if we prosecute everyone in the Epstein files, the whole system will collapse." 3. Bottom Panel: The left character is in focus, looking at the right character, with the text: "I already said prosecute everyone in the Epstein files, you don't need to sell it to me."

Teile diesen Beitrag mit einem Videospiel, das dich in deine Kindheit zurückversetzt.

🎶 Thou needest not have wealthe
To be my love
Thou needest not be coole
To rule above
Ther nys no especial signe Ich have affinitee wyth
Ich nede naught but
thyne extra tyme and thy

[lute riffe]

kysse 🎶

neigh

thet one blue dot o‘er in los anghelees tho

Lifestyle-Halbzeit-Witz umständehalber günstig an Sportreporter abzugeben

Austin Powers displaying crooked „British teeth“

groovy

‘Whoa Black Betty...’

this is not my beautiful house
this is not my beautiful wife
this is not my beautiful postbox

same as it ever was
same as it ever was
same as it ever was

"It's over for me, Jeeves. One more slip-up on Mx. Bobbie Wickham's new pronouns, and there's a callout post with my name on it, primed to render me persona non grata everywhere but Roderick Spode's Mastodon instance." "If I might make a suggestion, sir..." "Please. Bertram Wooster the Ally is all ears." "On the matter of they/them pronouns, it may be efficacious to imagine Mx. Wickham as a swarm of bees." "You know, Jeeves, I think I already do."

ceterum censeo

… I seen somethin' every bit as stupefyin' as you'd see in any of them other places. And in English, too.

'Course I can't say I've seen London, and I ain't never been to France. And I ain't never seen no queen in her damned undies, so the feller says. But I'll tell you what - after seeing Los Angeles, and this here story I'm about to unfold, well, I guess …

AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth

I was present for the birth of the web, the explosion of personal sites, and the blogging revolution, and you know what we never had to do? Beg people to use our shit.

ceterum censeo

sitze schon dran, spute dich! zdf braucht CORNTERNT!

ngl seems too real

Wonder Woman defends herself from a Nazi as portrayed by Lynda Carter.

Some people were confused by my ICE post. This should clear it up.

make em in super 8 with some kitsmashed action figures and his own pretty awesome matte paintings. lots cheaper, and i might even watch one of the damn things for a change

This Is Why We Ride

Me, law guy: Yr honor, let the record show the witness’ statement that they slept with 1 eye open, thereby srsly impairing their vision &, as they also claim that they clutched their pillow tight — presumably to their face! — render a pos ID of my client Mr Sandman impossible.
Judge: Case dismissed

sportlichster pharaoh btw declathon

the breeches of leeches?