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Mario hittin em with the

Picture of the young Predator from the movie Predator: Badlands.

Totally predictable, yet another child Predator. Not a trans person, not a drag queen.

Conclave ending had me hooting and hollering.

"Fucker fell into a hole, RIP baby boy in heaven."

With the new Predator movie in theaters I once again have to say that I can't believe this guy is one of our most talented directors.

Dan's truly become a man.

The lesson is clear, american politicians must seek the approval of jadakiss on an individual basis.

Mamdani to Cuomo: "Bing Bong, fuck ya life"

Picture of a half done Goonies Lego set

Picture of a mild slim Jim jerky snack

Picture of Lego sloth and chunk from the Goonies

My wife went to the movies with a friend so I'm home alone and ready to furiously Goon it and jerk it.

Is it too late to write in Pizza Rat for NYC mayor?

This is what it's going to take to get over my fear of dental exams. Love me some smooth jazz.

Game recognize game 😍

A flat screen tv is displaying the main menu to the film Goonies in 4k. In front of the TV is the Goonies pirate ship Lego set, in box, sitting on a tv tray. Ready to be built!

We out here Goonin'.

Taking down all the Halloween decorations while sobbing. Inconsolably repeating "...Whatever happened to my Transylvania Twist?..."

Flower Eliska laying on the couch, soaking up chlorophyll

A dog dressed as a bee, sitting next to a woman in a flower costume

A dog dressed as a bee

A dog dressed as a bee

Highly recommend doing a couples costume with your dog.

I whole heartedly forgive and accept Brianna Wu. How were you supposed to know that meddling with science was going to unleash genetically modified dinosaurs that would run rampant and kill so many people?

Oh wait, I'm thinking about Dr. Henry Wu.

Fuck Brianna, all my dino homies hate Brianna Wu.

Post Brianna Wu O Subscribe Trans sisters. I'm pretty sure I was wrong. I an somy. I genuinely thought that as a trans woman, if ceded some points with the gender critical crowd we could have a healthier conversation and arrive at better public policy. The problem is, they are getting crazier and more extreme. If you admit "trans women don't belong in women's sports" they agree, but call you a man the whole time. If you admit, "I understand I am a biological man, but this is how I want to live my life and talking about me like this is degrading" they scream about free speech. If you admit that hurtful language is part of free speech but you don't have to associate with people that degrade you, they act like the victim and call you a man and then say you should be thrown in an insane asylum. It's like this on everything. They are incapable of looking for a middle ground on bathrooms. They want maximalist policies on everything. They'd throw a fully transitioned, fully passing trans woman in male prison genpop and laugh as she got aids from being raped. I want a middle ground on so many of these polices. BUT THE FUNDAMENTAL PROBLEM IS THEY DO NOT. They enjoy degrading us, it's fun for them. So, sisters. I genuinely don't know what to do. I think many of our most extreme ideas are bad. But theirs are worse. So if I have to pick, I choose us. I wish there were a political vehicle for compromise and medical safeguarding. But that just simply does not exist.

Post Brianna Wu Subscribe @BriannaWu 2/ I consider my business settled with all trans sisters. If anyone wants to reset things, unblock and move forward, I am happy to do that. 7:16 • 01 Nov 25 • 5,969 Views

Go fuck yourself

A beautiful woman dressed up as Tiffany, the Bride of Chucky and holding a Chucky doll.

Don't talk to me or my husband ever again.

I didn't even know he was the smartest baby in 1996

Screenshot of the announcement of the LEGO Ideas submission: "La Catrina" She's a beautiful skeleton lady.

Gritando, llorando, vomitando.

Been thinking about bangs recently and I've come up with some really important thoughts on the subject. I theorize that if I did bangs, they would have to 8 inches, which is long, because of my receding hairline. I call it my "Big Bang Theory."

Last night we had a friend over for the first time to watch a horror movie and hang out. On a whim we picked Cronenberg's Crash.

I guess I didn't expect it to just be softcore porn. The vibes were heinous 🤣

Intuition & Equalibrum “Even Keel”
out now wherever you listen to music.

WHOA really!?!?!

Inspired by my baby, I went and did my daily Heardle's and ended up ace-ing the Country one, in 2 secs. It was just 2 seconds of drums.

This song is an absolute Egg anthem. Dude lists a bunch of feminine reasons why a chick is badass, then during the chorus says "I want whatever she's got"

lol i just went and saw what it was. I did not get it... Of course you got it in one!!! You know so much about that dude! You're like the bride of that guy or something..

irresponsibly posting my location on social media

Shout outs to the guy at @alamodrafthouse.bsky.social tonight that told the server in the middle of their QR code ordering spiel "I'm an adult and this is a movie theater. I'm not doing that."

Also props to the poor server behind me that had to explain the whole complicated mess to some old people.

Of course this motherfucker is from Denver.

Frankenstein at The Mayan Theatre 😍

A Mayan wall feature watching you while you watch the movie

This lil pervert