Rice Cube 🍚🔳

No joke, after the AP Biology exam, I convinced our teacher to let us watch the first Species movie because it was about evolution or some bullshit I made up. We all had to sign permission slips because boobies

Tom Verducci basically just asked an MLB manager in the World Series if he wants to see his team hit more homers and I'm going to walk into the nearest body of water.

And almost destroyed Conan's career, except Conan rose above it anyway

To Keith's point, the answer is most likely yes, but poor starving people don't have the backing of an abnormally strong union 😕

would it not be cheaper to use those additional funds to get food to people who need it

I think most folks believe in redemption but they can also spot a fake pretty easily...unless they don't actually care in which case you get all this *waves hands*

Grandma is a warrior

If there is a lesson to be learned from all this, it's that we need better candidates and probably smarter voters too

Sickos - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sickos#... WE MADE IT, MAMA

alejandro kirk mural

In tijuana, mexico, his birthplace

COUNT I

Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall.

COUNT II

The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???

Should be wearing a Greinke jersey as a show of solidarity between guys who got a 9-figure deal in LA after abandoning the Royals

Wish I had gotten that much severance when I got laid off 😜

METRO EXCLUSIVE Andrew Cuomo says he 'will move to Florida' if Zohran Mamdani becomes NYC mayor

My closing pitch to voters? “I will only live in this awful place if I rule over it”

Does he even read the teleprompter or is it already set to Trumpspeak like when the Fargo script showed William H Macy exactly where he was supposed to stammer?

The Jolly Roger flag

Apparently some folks are playing real dumb about skull symbols so let’s play a little game I like to call “Nazi skull or not a Nazi skull”

First up, the Jolly Roger. This is a pirate skull, not a Nazi skull. It means you might get robbed, but prolly not genocided.

With me so far? 1/x

‘We don’t need you’: Blue Jays fans let Shohei Ohtani know how they feel in Game 1 rout As it turns out, the Blue Jays didn't need Ohtani on Friday to win Game 1 of the World Series against the Dodgers.

Blue Jays fans chanted “We don’t need you” with Shohei Ohtani at the plate in the ninth inning.

Toronto nearly signed Ohtani in December 2023.

Here's what happened ⤵️

Having college kids fly across the country for a "conference game" is dumb as hell

The Dodgers are the favorites in this series, but don't count out the Blue Jays, who just might be the favourites.

MLB is actively trying to dramatically cut the number of minor leaguers and teams because they don’t want to pay them a living wage. They give zero shits about growing the game, because they don’t even like baseball.

The astronauts either piss a lot or the piss tank isn't that big which suggests they do somehow reclaim the water or else someone throws it into space or something

Wonder if they do something to reclaim the water

Mamdani is already getting the criminals out of NYC!

Could have used a virtual Zoom background but 🤷🏻‍♂️

Fox inexplicably cuts to ad during ninth inning of ALCS Game 7 Fox inexplicably aired an advertisement in the middle of an at-bat during the ninth inning of Game 7 of the ALCS.

Inserting an ad into the ninth inning of Game 7 of the ALCS in a one-run game is an unconscionable decision.

awfulannouncing.com/fox/inexplic...

A tweet from Marco Foster reads: “Actor John Cusack: ‘The whole country was founded on no kings. We have masked goons roaming the streets, hiding their faces, abducting people. Go to hell. If he thinks this place is gonna be a fascist hub, no chance.’” Below, a CNN video screenshot shows John Cusack wearing dark sunglasses, a black jacket, and a cap, speaking to a blonde reporter outdoors with police visible in the background. The caption reads: “ACTOR JOHN CUSACK ATTENDS ‘NO KINGS’ RALLY IN CHICAGO, ILLINOIS.”

Glad to see those with big platforms and audiences continue to speak out.

How tho
Blue Jays really getting the luck of the bounce