Bert the Orange

I would encourage any young woman getting married now to NOT take his name. Doesn't solve the problem today, but if that's how they're going to play this, we can play too.

Not me reading Massie as Measles. I hate this timeline.

It icks me out when he says that. Textbook abuser language.

I never dreamed that the idea my son in the military would be fighting Canada was even the remotest of crazy possibilities, but here we are.

RFK Jr. as Disease “FDA cancels meeting to select flu strains for next season’s shots.”

Elon Musk as Famine: “Georgia Nonprofit That Produces Life-Saving Food For Kids Has Federal Contract Cut An estimated 300,000 children globally are expected to lose access to a nutrient-dense peanut butter that's specially formulated to treat severe acute malnutrition.”

Pet Hegseth as War: “Defense Secretary Hegseth Says 'All Options Will Be on the Table' When Asked About Military Strikes in Mexico”

Sean Duffy as Death: “After a series of plane crashes, Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy says ‘of course’ it's safe to fly”

Who knew that Trump would be able to add to his leadership team all Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse — Disease, Famine, War and Death.

Keep going, Dandy girl! You will win Spike over through sheer endurance.

Giving big Nero "Golden House" vibes. Except this is worse because, you know, displacing a whole bunch of people with big promises that will never be held. Hmm, where have I heard THAT before?

Looks like they blew a vein. Blood spreads out under the skin and yes, it will look greenish as it is absorbed. Also, bad makeup. What else is new with him...

Perfect meetings!

Same!

She is one step away from convincing you to take her to work with you.

Also, no sex education because s-e-x is a bad word.

That was a gutless half-hearted excuse for a salute. At least Muskrat does it with gusto! 😛

Darn it. I was going to campaign on Giant Asteroid 2032. Bet I'd have won, too!

That would be beautiful.

Why do they always use pictures with that dumbass vacant fake smile? Does he think that looks good? Because he looks like a 3rd grader who just got told to smile for his school picture (no offense to 3rd graders).

As for the rest, it's not trolling. He's testing the waters. It's never trolling.

Just like he was trolling about the Gulf of America and all the felons he set free.... He's enjoying the power. He won't give it up until he's dead. Unless Dems in office get their game together and stop clutching their pearls for a minute.

Ah yes, the good ol "Stop the testing!" trick. It's flawless.

“At least Russia has elections”

Russia frequently jails and kills any opposition to Putin, who has been in power since 1999.

If you like dictatorships, that’s fine. Just admit that. Don’t insult anyone’s intelligence—including your own—by claiming Russia has real elections.

Poor lady. I hate when my bathing suit rides up between my cheeks and I can't fix because some creepo is watching.

Women who are "at risk" just won't go to the doctor. Great way to drive up infant and mother mortality and back alley abortions. Hat's off to ya, Missouri! Can't wait for my home state of OK to follow suit with an equally stupid proposal.

The cruelty really is the point.

It's real, and it's still there. Depraved only begins to describe this.

She'd have fewer dishes to do with one less person around....

Video obtained by CNN shows the rear landing gear of the jet buckling and the right wing shearing away in a fireball after the plane landed hard on the runway.

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

Evergreen.

Well, that Gulf of America thing is really being embraced, isn't it?