Guinevieve "Bug" Bryonie

pete buttigieg is one bad internal poll away from coming out against his own same sex marriage.

frontman of reptile weezer is called lizard squama

tried to hedge my statement so much i said "at least at least"

at the very absolute least at least sometimes the appeal of some styles of christianity makes sense because it's like "hey there's a reason everything is happening and there's a guy who is looking out for you and loves you unconditionally" and this bitch is like "no actually"

my new AI powered lamp is trained on millions of lamp interactions so it understands that 50% of chain pulls are to turn it on and the other 50% are to turn it off. and honestly, it's a little spooky how it knows exactly what i want almost half of the time

going back in time to roman days and finding a guy who is really bad at looking at birds so I can say "way to do augur, shit butt." I am crucified for being a barbarian.

it's quite reasonable to think that if your followers gave you just one dollar each, you would have less than a thousand dollars.

Gravestone inscribed: Alistair Stephen Fabian Mitchell. 13-6-1957, 10-2-2019. Barrister of the Middle Temple. My brain, socialist. My heart, anarchist. My eyes, pacifist. My blood, revolutionary. Around the edge, the legend: The only man in British legal history to be convicted of biting a policeman with someone else’s teeth.

A tombstone in Bridgnorth, Shropshire, photographed by Andy Darby.

Note the border inscription.

I assume its a white sheet and you simply have the worlds ghostliest baby.

Limmy has been devoured by the goddess Ammit.

I have opinions about the discourse. Quite strong ones, actually. But I know better than to weigh in on this sort of thing, for when my heart is weighed in against the feather of Maat.

The trick to this would be that the cage is supposed to be someone else and not Kris, which is why they are constantly fighting us because they have agency and don't want to be a cage.

I think this is good both because it makes being transgender a fundamentally liberating element of fate breaking freedom, and also it would be really funny as a culmination of the 48+ citations on the wiki.

My Hot Deltarune Theory is that the Girl in The Prophecy is supposed to be Kris (human, has a sword) but Kris is nonbinary and not a girl so the prophecy is wrong by default and Ralsei is just fucking winging it and having a bad time.

what I'm saying is The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion is the devil.

The problem with the cool box expansion set that is essentially a 1.5 sequel you own forever because it's a disc is that it is the gateway to the Digital DLC pack, which is the gateway to Horse Armor, which is the gateway to microtransaction lootbox season pass live service slop.

I honestly can barely, JUST BARELY, tolerate the classic aughts style Expansion Pack. I think it is mostly okay if you make an entire fully completed diablo 2 and then make like 1/3rd of an extra diablo 2 in a new cool long box. BUT THAT'S IT!!!!!!

Autumn Snoopy!!! 🍄‍🟫🍁🌾🍂

At least when you lose all your money playing craps in Vegas you're surrounded by actual physical real women who are paid by the casino to Hype you up so you lose all your money, and not a jpeg of a woman with too high of a belt to shirt ratio.

The little treat in this case being a jpeg of a huge titted woman in a bikini with a pullstring that says "I love you, [NAME NOT FOUND] please give me more money"

But also idk 5 years ago i would have scoffed at the idea of sports betting apps putting out superbowl ads. It feels like the slope is made of teflon now.

Part of it feels inevitable because at its very fundamental level capitalism is obsessed with gambling, its essentially literally money for nothing, the entire economic system of stocks that props up the world economy is based around it.

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Far be it from me to care about someone with enough money to spontaneously purchase a FUCKING HORSE and perhaps I am a soft hearted rube, but I don't think anyone deserves to get suckered into one of the least ethical most deeply fucked up and exploitative gambling industries in the world, actually

like it's already bad enough that people are making incredibly unwise financial decisions about all gacha games because they're reliant on predatory addictive mechanics and explicit advertising manipulation!! Now you're going to add in LITERAL ACTUAL BETTING ON THE PONIES???? It makes me so angry

I saw a bunch of people on tumblr and reddit cheering on a guy who literally BOUGHT a race horse and got into horse racing and was training his horse because he was inspired by the horse racing gambling simulator, and I felt like i was going to have some kind of episode about it like THIS IS BAD?!?!

You're playing a gacha about literal textual horse racing?? You're making uncritically excited blorbo posts about your favorite Gambling Animals?? Are you kidding me?? Can you guys be even slightly serious about the dangers of gambling addiction

I think a cultural obsession with horse racing, no matter how temporary or ironic, is a bad thing, actually. Gacha hype was bad enough when it was a random anime game but now it's literally about horse racing??

They crack the can at 11 minutes if you don't wanna deal with a bunch of extraneous shit

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