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james edward (stylo!)

@styl0.bsky.social

canadian writer/musician. published in VANITY press, soft cartel (rip), philosophical idiot (rip). cowboy emoji apologist。 http://acidrains.bandcamp.com https://open.spotify.com/artist/2mFxGkgyDXkMpSU9dbIHlb?si=-YDcO1lJR9mPOH1TYbIDRA

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Latest posts by styl0.bsky.social on Bluesky

you dig any other canadian shows?
(this is not me being post-2024 patriotic)

I heard Vancouver played Sridhar once, but you could clearly see a man with a double double in the background in one frame. It killed the humour and was cancelled after two tweets

16.10.2025 01:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Glad you got your answer!
I'd heard of it, and I recognize names and faces, what with me being a canuck and all. Sounds interesting, maybe I should watch it

I never did get around to Larry Sanders but something parodying the CBC sounds funny

16.10.2025 01:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This completely sane, obviously brilliant idea came out of a talk with a friend regarding aging, a watch of 'songs that get white people turnt' on YouTube, and having thought of P.G. Wodehouse's 'Oldest Member' series.

The Oldest Millennial may not be televised, but they will continue (maybe).

15.10.2025 22:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

'Indeed,' murmured the Oldest Millennial, having a moody mouthful of avocado toast. 'The lasses and fellows will be popping ass—is that the term?—were we to start things off too, ah, fresh.'
'Quite. And while you may be torn, don't even let Imbruglia touch that grey matter of yours. Not yet.'

15.10.2025 22:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The First Chronicle of the Oldest Millennial

'You reckon we oughta put on Mr. Brightside?', inquired the Oldest Millennial.
'Not yet, sir. We don't need to cause a panic,' replied a fellow Millennial, slightly younger but somehow wiser. 'Leave it for a few songs in, I should say.'

15.10.2025 22:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

this is what god is gonna say about the world when he comes back

15.10.2025 19:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

yates strikes again!!

you've probably been striking, i just haven't been on social media a ton

15.10.2025 19:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

we were/are although i had to think for a sec because there are so many lukes as well as thicc husbandfathers round these parts

glad to have you in the sky

15.10.2025 19:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I got my smoking down to 400 cigarettes a week

Look, I'm going through post-acute benzo withdrawal, I'm trying

15.10.2025 03:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i did it on twitter and i'll def end up doing it here too

TRYING not to bloat my sky the way i did twitter

15.10.2025 02:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

unsurprisingly fantastic

you've got so many stylessss

15.10.2025 02:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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James Edward (@jamesedwardschier) If you like Big Star, Guided by Voices, Rock ‘n Roll, or have any interest in Life Itself, read this. Do it!

substack.com/profile/4724...

Morgan Enos strikes again!
@otherhouses.bsky.social

15.10.2025 01:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you learn a lot about yrself reading kat 'motherfucking situation beaten sick dog airplane ma'an' giordano

and her wonderful substack

12.10.2025 23:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

SUB TO K.G.'s SUB

perma-relevant need to know intel stacked signed and delivered, poetry roses & prose which glances and nods the chin at academia across 110th st., pops a varial heelflip into conversational sidebarism and toddle-steps victoriously into fullblown babytalk (not a regression)

12.10.2025 23:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Harvest Moon: Friends of Mineral Town is a game that hates you. A retrospective on the emotionally-abusive granddaddy of "cozy farming sims."

my poutine-fueled late-night missive on harvest moon: friends of mineral town just dropped on substack if u even care

open.substack.com/pub/katgiord...

29.06.2025 14:02 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1
brainrot

brainrot

@giordkat.bsky.social and i just talking normally

12.10.2025 23:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am glad that the Honourable —Tazer, who so lives at —lane, has made this connexion at last.

11.10.2025 00:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

note: I did not grow up with Song of the South or that Disney stuff lol

11.10.2025 00:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I learned This Year that Br'er Rabbit is an African folk hero/folktale. I grew up with that dude, he was my fave! Always getting stuck in brambles and such. That rabbit was my role model.

I'm sure I read cleaned-up picture/chapter books, but still. (And obviously tons of stuff comes from Africa.)

11.10.2025 00:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i'm canadian and look i struggle with this every single day within our ongoing identity crisis

09.10.2025 22:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

banned books week…..a great time to buy a bunch of insanely famous books

05.10.2025 16:05 — 👍 872    🔁 113    💬 11    📌 6

god i missed your posts from the t$&%^er salad days (salad-esque, anyway, bar a whole lotta garbage)

i may have said that before when i re-found you on bsky/ig idk lol

still the best in the biz with the puns. the LONGEVITY

09.10.2025 22:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i wiki'd the cast and yeah i'm recognizing way too many people from like 8 out 10 cats, QI, random shows

IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN and i should watch taskmaster

08.10.2025 04:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

nah that's fair. watch two british comedies and you know almost everyone. throw a panel show in and you're caught up; it's so delightfully incestuous.

i could name a couple americans and canadians but brits? i could go, like, at least part of the day

i should probably watch taskmaster

08.10.2025 04:46 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yeah, I've got to for my own sanity (and I think everyone does, or should)

08.10.2025 01:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Elder Box Bug Invasion keeps going

at least there aren't 1000 on this door (for now)

08.10.2025 00:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

to add: it speaks also to how the aesthetics of fascism are always stolen or appropriated. the swastika is from euroasian religions like hinduism or buddhism. the fedora was originally women's fashion. gAI being popular among fascists makes sense when its entire function is to steal aesthetics

07.10.2025 22:17 — 👍 261    🔁 87    💬 1    📌 1

i showed this to a brazilian pal who got (not really) offended that i called the language 'Brazilian Spanish'

i thought it might be the New Thing! i know it's Portuguese, but is it even a thing of any kind?

and then forgot the meme had to do with german stuff lmao

08.10.2025 00:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

xD :> brb kk

08.10.2025 00:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it was so-random 'stylobean' and then just variants of 'stylo', random words i put together before knowing the french pen thing or hearing the gorillaz song

Very Boring

08.10.2025 00:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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