ATX Broccoli FC

SMU WINS IN OT
FIRST WIN OVER AN AP TOP TEN TEAM SINCE 1974

"Trick or Treat, Dallas! SMU WINS!"

ESPN's Mark Jones on the call as SMU wins its first game against a top-10 opponent since 1974 🏈 📺

SAFETY ALERT 🚨 HERES THE VIDEO

1st quarter: Duke had 21 points and 199 yards.

2nd quarter: Clemson has 21 points and 200 yards. Blue Devils have -12 yards.

Clemson 28-21 with 61 seconds left.

literally all of this is a lie

SNAP is NOT a cash benefit. It has restrictions. It can only be spent on groceries. A rotisserie chicken is ineligible in most states because it’s “prepared” food.

also the plurality of SNAP participants are white, but the point here is the racist dogwhistle

Spooky ⏳

Los Angeles FC: 2 (2.15 xG)
vs
Austin FC: 1 (1.14 xG)

#LAFCvATX | #LAFC | #AustinFC | #MLS | 🤖⚽

Los Angeles FC 2 : 1 Austin FC

▫ Passes into final 1/3: 28 - 32
▫ Passes in final 1/3: 91 - 96
▫ Passes into opp. box: 12 - 6

#LAFCvATX

Los Angeles FC 2 : 1 Austin FC

▫ Interceptions: 5 - 7
▫ Challenges: 3 - 4
▫ Clearances: 29 - 16
▫ Recoveries: 34 - 31
▫ Blocked Passes: 3 - 2
▫ Tackles: 12 - 13

#LAFCvATX

Soon.

Powell: "There are 2 things affecting the job market. One of them is just a dramatic reduction in the supply of new workers. That's declining labor force participation, which is a cyclical thing, and then there's declining immigration which is just a big policy change."

Markey on SNAP: "This moment isn't just an economic failure. This isn't just a civic failure. This is an utter moral failure for the Trump administration and MAGA Republicans."

Powell: "A further reduction in the policy rate at the December meeting is not a foregone conclusion."

Stagflation

The Fed Chair is describing stagflation but does not want to say the word.

Commish went on the roof at the Kibbie Dome & Idaho used our logo as a Field Goal distraction.

Chicken Salad Chick (Hurst, TX) • •• 8h • g Children Eat Free at this Chicken Salad Chick location until SNAP benefits are restored. We do not intend to take sides or make this offer political - we simply believe that no child should go hungry. Starting today, any child that that visits this location will receive a free Kid's Meal until SNAP benefits are restored to Texans. Please limit to 1 Kid's Meal per child present, dine-in only. No purchase necessary, no questions asked. Let's help care for our children, who are both our most valuable and most vulnerable. They are our future.

This is how you community.

BREAKING: The Senate voted 52–48 to overturn Donald Trump’s 50% tariffs on Brazil. Five Republicans joined Democrats in supporting the measure:

Mitch McConnell
Rand Paul
Thom Tillis
Susan Collins
Lisa Murkowski

Trump: “my numbers are up”

Reality:

April 26, 1942: The Reichstag holds its last session, unanimously passing a decree making the Führer "Supreme Judge of the German People." Any last privileges of the parliament were removed as Hitler became final decision-maker in all matters, including life and death over every German citizen.

eh, close enough. What Paul Skenes wants, Paul Skenes gets.

WASH POST: “A federal agent shot at an unarmed Black man during a traffic stop… an officer told a judge he was instructed by a superior not to document the shooting — and all charges against the man were dropped.” 🤔https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2025/10/27/dc-traffic-stop-shooting-dispute/

Minnesota United FC: 0 (0.96 xG)
vs
Seattle Sounders FC: 0 (2.37 xG)

#MINvSEA | #MNUFC | #Sounders | #MLS | 🤖⚽

The Epstein files stay hidden, but the Epstein Ballroom will be a prominent display.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE — October 27, 2025 MOOKIE BETTS NAMED RECIPIENT OF THE 2025 ROBERTO CLEMENTE AWARD PRESENTED BY CAPITAL ONE Dodgers Star Recognized for Extraordinary Contributions to Young People, Supporting Victims of L.A. Fires and More

Mookie Betts has been named the recipient of this year's Roberto Clemente Award

Screenshot of text: unfuck google drive by shooting gemini Hey folks! Google is fucking you via sneaky enshittification again! Want the shit in your google drive to load instantly again, instead of taking for-fucking-ever? Open your gdrive (web OR app) Settings > Manage Apps Gemini was checked "use as default" (and i sure the fuck didn't set it that way, this was a silent push) Nuke that, and suddenly, folders that took up to a minute to populate and sort do so in a fraction of a second.

friend shared this, immediately updated my settings

Senator Gallego - “How can I negotiate? The president’s in Asia for five days. Johnson’s keeping the House out until January to protect pedophiles. So who am I negotiating with?"

Brian Kelly gets fired and we have a new winningest active head coach in college football!

And KC Keeler has Temple rolling.

Trump’s America

source, btw: www.ers.usda.gov/amber-waves/...