Broseph Hoffmann

Thankfully still a month or two before the first "Sunny. Sixty. Scare the shit out of people weaving thru traffic on my. Sport bike"

Nothing quite as relaxing after a long day of work as drinking a beer while your SO continues to have to work

How do I up the sandwich & beer content?

Sometimes my feed is interesting/depressing news. Then it randomly swaps to pictures of mushrooms. Like...I don't even fucking know, guys.

If someone could just forward me the AI image result of "mahomes naked hanging major dong" to blow up the inbox of all the haters, I would be 100% grateful

Thanks, champ!

Just a KC boy, standing on an IL street, holding a box of NY pizza

Still magically celebrating life on the 8-year anniversary of eating a Crunchy Doritos Locos Naked Chicken Chalupa Chalupa #LiveMas #TacoBell

I have reached the level of old I did not know existed, where I don't need readers, yet I can't read anything with my glasses on.

Yeah, it's gonna be a no from me, dawg #heyfatboys