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@samnoack.bsky.social

XXXX Gamestop shareholder. Pretty much the official GME poster on bsky. I also post memes. Not contrarian, but anti-many things. I try to be logically consistent which means I am often a prick. My dumb and often ironic thoughts here represent only myself

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Latest posts by samnoack.bsky.social on Bluesky


Well, I will admit, Trump did very accurately convey the absolutely screwed state of our union with his speech lol.

27.02.2026 14:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey look it's exactly word for word what half of us said would exactly happen lol.

27.02.2026 14:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lol if you mean an actual opposite of gamestop, not just a boycott, the problem is a failed shorting attack can present theoretically infinite losses and massive debt to repay, whereas a failed investing effort means you just lost most of what you put in. So an inverse GME would take serious balls ๐Ÿ˜‚

27.02.2026 06:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If democrats cannot win midterms against these ghouls by such a landslide we have a 70-30 balance in congress or something, I genuinely don't think there's any hope for America in the long term lol.

The level of evil we're seeing shouldn't even require campaigning to defeat, if democracy was ok.

27.02.2026 05:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

tomorrow, as is tradition

27.02.2026 05:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That said the end is beyond inevitable and I admit I am sad to see AMC go. The one near me is still open but I'm sure it will be a spirit halloween or some shit by october lol.

So many memories were made there but it don't matter when you have a bitch boy CEO who just wants to bail with a money bag

27.02.2026 03:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Once upon a time that company was totally shorted and cellar boxed to hell, and maybe could have taken advantage of the window of opportunity the ape movement made to get its head above water, but they never had a Ryan Cohen, a Keith Gill, a Michael Burry, or anyone else interested in doing it.

27.02.2026 03:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

AMC apes are a pretty sad bunch right now, I feel genuinely embarassed by their forced association lol.

I never bought an AMC share in my life, but I also truly never understand how people could not tell the glaringly obvious differences between it and the Gamestop situation.

Absolutely Rip.

27.02.2026 03:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like dog ask what studies their labs did to determine which cytokine products would be most beneficial to merge with their cell seal workflows and why Qkine's were the best, idk.

I'm kind of more interested in the scientific developments happening in CGT than the financial spreadsheets lol.

27.02.2026 02:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well as an investor I'm glad Biolife Solutions did well on their earnings, but as a curious person I wanted them to talk more about CGT science and FDA trends in approving treatments during the conference call. It was mostly just wall street goons asking about numbers lol.

27.02.2026 02:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why happens if I show up dressed as bowser

26.02.2026 19:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Anyone wanna try to take a guess at remembering what happened roughly around 2021-2022 that got a bunch of random finance people called in front of congress?

26.02.2026 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sure it's gonna be like $1000 in a year flat and then I'm literally just never gonna get my hands on one lol.

26.02.2026 16:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My Gamestop still has a few mega evolutions UPC's in stock and I'm so tempted to get one.

They sat on shelves because everyone gave Gamestop shit for selling them at $200 but after my pro discount and $25 off if I buy another item, it's literally cheaper than tcgplayer now already.

26.02.2026 16:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah it sounds like we have the same issue with opposite games lmao

Pretty fair to hate Disney and Hasbro both, so it's really a coin flip on which one annoys you the least ๐Ÿ˜‚

26.02.2026 14:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They are both great games that have some very similar playstyles and concepts where experience with one absolutely translates to the other, but SWU is way more my cup of tea. The Universes Beyond stuff in MTG really made me lose interest in it entirely, like it's soul got ripped out by greed lol.

26.02.2026 14:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I will say that SWU is a significantly better game than MTG to me. But it's opinion.

SWU plays like chess, whereas MTG plays like sonething between chess and checkers. SWU has a strong and consistent flavor, whereas MTG's flavor has been fortnited by ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿค‘, which makes it feel corrupted by the times.

26.02.2026 14:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is this french revolution in the room with us right now? I'll keep shitting in their cornflakes in the meantime while I wait for all the ammosexuals here to take their apparently military grade loadouts to the task supposedly lmao. But I'm not holding my breath.

26.02.2026 05:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seems like a reasonable thing to put in the hands of one of the most chronically angry and mentally ill populations on the planet with basically no regulation, Tim Walz is retarded amiright.

26.02.2026 03:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Correct. If you want to do something that is actually stressing the powers that be, you could put your money where your mouth is like our merry band of regards and find out why the entire media has incessantly pushed narratives to elicit that reaction for years.

26.02.2026 02:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I really did not realize "we should probably try to get guns that can kill a whole classroom in a minute off the street" is a severely unpopular take on bluesky in 2026.

26.02.2026 02:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Literally this entire comment section is basically bluesky hating Tim Walz for what was one of the most widely popular policies of 1999-2024 amongst the left, and literally just bragging about how their badass skills with rapid fire rifles nulls the problems of dumbasses having easy access to them ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

26.02.2026 02:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's apparently literally an entire contingent of people on bluesky who unironically hate Tim Walz wanting to regulate assault rifles because they fantasize about fighting ICE like the vietcong using modded out assault rifles and legitimately don't see the glaring fallacies of that dreamworld.

26.02.2026 02:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I legit can't with this conversation and all these people who think we need AR's with mods and extended mags because that is totally gonna be the difference of making an escape once like 10 other ICE vehicles pull up on you lmao.

26.02.2026 02:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lol if I ever have to open fire on the federal government it doesn't matter of I have a hunting rifle, a concealed carry, an MG42, or a fucking grenade launcher, I'd be taking a few people with me and suiciding by military.

It genuinely does not fucking matter at that point. It literally doesn't.

26.02.2026 02:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"antifa super soldier" in your fucking bio even lmao, like jesus christ girl get over yourself. If you're so badass go 1v700 ICE or whatever you think you can do and prove to me your precious assault rifles are really so amazing against tyrrany lol. All of this is just bullshit self-fellatio talk.

25.02.2026 23:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No but it's like every fucking moron like you wants to chime in here and brag about how personally fucking badass they are as if that somehow adds something to the argument against Walz's policy here.

25.02.2026 23:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jane Street was just sued for market manipulation and literally deleted their entire online presence overnight.

Wild stuff, and you don't do that if you're innocent lol.

25.02.2026 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I honestly hope you're just being sarcastic like my original mike tyson comment. This is serious "samson killed a thousand philistines with a jawbone" energy lol

25.02.2026 23:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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25.02.2026 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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