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Angry monkey with superpowers. Just a snake on a rock. Maker - Musician - Technician - Doodlehum

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Swallowing M&Ms whole like pills.

14.11.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dear Life Kit: I'm tall. How do I politely ask people to stop bringing it up? Experts answer audience questions about fielding unsolicited advice and prying questions, including what to say when people make uncomfortable comments about your body or your relationships.

Suck it up beanpole.

14.11.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sure, let a company talk to your kids using grandma’s face and voice.

What could possibly go wrong?

14.11.2025 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The gist off their argument seems to be

β€œSomeone is eating who should NOT eat!”

And I question that premise.

14.11.2025 05:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m so confused.

SNAP is an EBT card that gets reloaded based on eligibility. Say there is a lag time after someone dies & when their death is recorded in the benefits system?

That just means that their EBT card gets reload once, not that any money even gets spent. (Unspent funds go back.)

14.11.2025 05:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Goon a movie

Things to Goon in Denver when You’re Dead

13.11.2025 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We can still hope for a happy ending then!

13.11.2025 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey JD…

13.11.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So am I to understand, the release of the Epstein files may hinge on the support of someone who got caught (on video) jerking off her date in public at β€œBeetlejuice the Musical”?

13.11.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a kid?

12.11.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now let’s everyone request the last 72 hours of footage from every camera in the town you live in.

12.11.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wanna grow poppies for the CIA.

How do you get that job?

12.11.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This. Sarah Kendzior is a public figure. Banning journalists from your platform without explanation or transparency is quite frankly, bullshit.

12.11.2025 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Aurora n pink, purple and green over silhouetted trees.

Aurora n pink, purple and green over silhouetted trees.

#Aurora

12.11.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly wouldn’t be mad if the sun decided to pull a Carrington event tonight.

12.11.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Purple & green aurora borealis lights up the sky

Purple & green aurora borealis lights up the sky

#Aurora

12.11.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of https://swpc.noaa.gov showing earth is currently in a G3 geomagnetic storm.

Screenshot of https://swpc.noaa.gov showing earth is currently in a G3 geomagnetic storm.

If you are far enough from the equator and have clear skies, tonight is a good night to look up for aurora.

12.11.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😒 a god of cinema.

11.11.2025 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The hour is late and there is never enough time.

Be good to each other.

11.11.2025 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Replacing him with a potato would be an upgrade.

11.11.2025 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Perhaps he will take up the β€œeat a random mushroom” challenge?

(Don’t do that BTW, especially if you are Elon.)

11.11.2025 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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11.11.2025 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These artists are my heroes.

#SafeArtSucks

11.11.2025 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
VAST - My TV And You (Acoustic Demo)
YouTube video by Dangdalf VAST - My TV And You (Acoustic Demo)

If you listen to nothing else I ever post, listen to this one fucking song.

It’s that good.

#VAST #JonCrosby

youtu.be/ybxOa9Aw6Ok

11.11.2025 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Foetus -  I Hate You All - Damp (2006)
YouTube video by peeringthrough Foetus - I Hate You All - Damp (2006)

You might think you have never heard #Foetus but you have.

J.G. Thirwell is the genius behind the themes for shows like #Archer and #VentureBrothers

Rolling Stone once described his sound as β€œHarry Connick Jr. is forced at gunpoint to play a concert for Satan.”

11.11.2025 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
KNEECAP - SICK IN THE HEAD
YouTube video by KNEECAP KNEECAP - SICK IN THE HEAD

Love these boys.

#KNEECAP

11.11.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Shriekback - This Big Hush
YouTube video by Sergio Montanari Shriekback - This Big Hush

#Shriekback the passion project of Barry Andrews (formerly of XTC) and somehow, Michael Mann’s favorite band.

youtu.be/A4U0KBvzi7g

11.11.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Tom (T-Bone) Stankus - Existential Blues
YouTube video by FunGuyFrank Tom (T-Bone) Stankus - Existential Blues

If you have not heard T-Bone Stankus play β€œThe Existential Blues” then listen to this now and die happy knowing you have heard possibly the best song ever recorded.

11.11.2025 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Siouxsie And The Banshees - Spellbound (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by SiouxsieBansheesVEVO Siouxsie And The Banshees - Spellbound (Official Music Video)

β€œWhen you think your toys have gone berserk, it’s an illusion you cannot shirk…”

#SiouxsieandtheBanshees

11.11.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Sneaker Pimps - Spin Spin Sugar (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Sneaker Pimps Sneaker Pimps - Spin Spin Sugar (Official Music Video)

#SneakerPimps will live rent free in my head forever because of the mirror licking scene in this video.

Spin Spin Sugar

11.11.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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