benny profane

Hand written sign at shop reading “WE HAVE” “CHICKEN” “NOODLE” “SOUP”

Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do

Raiders punter has a disappearing split finger fastball

AJ Cole with another incredible punt. Coffin corner at the one. How is he doing this while the Denver punter is shanking all of his?

That punt has me feeling things

i’m such a sucker for a sexy punt

just suddenly realized how awesome it is that hulk hogan and dick cheney are dead

TRIBECA ALREADY EMPTY. THOUSANDS OF PATAGONIA VESTS ABANDONED. SOHO HOUSE TAKEN OVER BY EXOTIC ZOO ANIMALS. BATTERY PARK SHAKE SHACK NOW A BISEXUALS-ONLY CERAMICS STUDIO

The #1 lesson from yesterday’s blowout:
Humanities majors killed on the job market
1) Mamdani- Africana Studies
2) Spanberger -French
3) Sherill - Global History

Yeeeehawwwwww

Cuomo Makes 11th-Hour Pass At Female New Yorkers

Cuomo Makes 11th-Hour Pass At Female New Yorkers

Amazon and Walmart are two of the biggest recipients of SNAP and Medicaid funds because they don't take care of their employees. Families working 40+ hours a week requiring gov subsistence. In Canada they go to food pantries to make ends meet.

Corporations are the real "welfare queens" of society

being sappy and earnest and sincere is underrated. there are a million ways to show someone you love them and you should explore everyone of them, for friends and family and partners. do it for them, but do it for you, too. you'll feel great

George W Bush also had 4x as much career WAR as his dad

this has truly been, to paraphrase bilbo baggins, a day to remember

cause of death: @kiixlyn.bsky.social and @mameno.bsky.social 🖤

one can die of happiness. if you want proof, you better catch me soon, because the process has already begun.

Really gotta feel for all the players shaving points and fixing NBA games tonight. Be careful out there!

proof that, contrary to popular belief, pee does not come from the balls, because we can all see that this dude doesn’t have any

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

anyone who insinuated that wentz would start over a healthy mccarthy should be stripped of their credentials

oh really

it feels like picking anything but the dodgers in 4 is cowardice or aspiration, math be damned

ringo knows the feeling

*that there are

(also: never forget that are many authors who write well but yet not at pynchon’s level! it is not our job to be the best, just to be our best)

you’ve helped me feel less alone. thank you!

he’a not “dressed” like a Nazi…he’s just, you know, a Nazi

oh no I made Gandalf mad, maybe he'll whisper to a butterfly

(and i say this as someone who has never punched anyone)

10/10 would punch