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Beth @TheCoolTable

@bethorne.bsky.social

Librarian. Proud sponsor of two little women. MEMPHIS. ExChristianPK. Writer. ProChoice. Books. Romance/Fantasy. Pop culture. Omnia Feminae Aequissimae | she/her Owner @thecooltable

730 Followers  |  240 Following  |  241 Posts  |  Joined: 06.07.2023  |  1.8098

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Yay! happy birthday!

12.01.2026 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am also here. But I’m also drunk bc it’s my bday

12.01.2026 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I just turned on the ET Golden Globes red carpet and there was a tiny picture box where Leo was being interviewed and the main picture was Hudson Williams just standing there. I know that’s right.

12.01.2026 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m bad at reassurance when it comes to #heatedrivalry bc it’s destroyed me

19.12.2025 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes! The audiobook, also, feels indelible

19.12.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Why Dryve cleaners why #memphis

04.12.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it really that fucking hard to find some new curtains for my dining room before Thanksgiving?!?! I have been on the hunt for MONTHz

17.11.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œ … this woman?”

09.11.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Black Honey is not the iconic Clinique color; it’s RIPE RAISIN
#1994

24.10.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

deepest of deep breaths

feeling nervous about this one, friends! I've written about the mainstreaming of pull-to-publish, its impact on fandom, and what it means for an increasingly corporate and IP-driven creative landscape.

23.09.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 405    πŸ” 139    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 19

Like a CaughtUpintheAirBNB

22.09.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My favorite part of rapture tok are the Christians who think they’re superior bc they KNOW it’s not happening tomorrow bc β€œno one knows the day or the hour - not even the son of man,” but like they still believe the magic sky flight for goodies is definitely coming one day. #midnightcry

22.09.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Oh man I can’t believe we haven’t heard anything from icon Dave Chappelle on the unforgivable, worth everything to stand up against it, crime of cancelling comedy just because you don’t agree with it.

Maybe he’s napping.

18.09.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1014    πŸ” 159    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 10
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Exclusive: Leaked Messages from Charlie Kirk Assassin Accused shooter’s β€œpolitics” is not what government and media say

This is the most detailed look inside Tyler Robinson's Discord community I've seen and yet again, it gives us absolutely no clear motivation, political in or otherwise.

www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...

16.09.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1959    πŸ” 401    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 47

This is the most maga coded awards show I can imagine

15.09.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also side note: can country singers not sing anymore? Both of these performances sound like a bad church potluck sing a long. Go Rest High??!?! Get the evangelical outta here

15.09.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This double country performance is TELLING

Along with Sidney Sweeney and Nate himself. This is a TELL not a show

15.09.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate this shit Nate is doing with the donation money. As of 100k is not something that everyone in the first 10rows of that theater can’t spare immediately.

15.09.2025 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bargatze doing the most conspicuous-consumption iteration of β€œasshole who sets cash tip on the table and pulls a dollar back every time the waitress is slow with a refill” sure does make me feel like I don’t have to care about him or his work ever again

15.09.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2

Half my coworkers at Taco Bell are homeless. Some live in their cars. One guy literally lives under a bridge. Apartments around here start at $2000/mo but I could rent a dilapidated trailer with plastic sheeting for doors for $850/mo

14.09.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1015    πŸ” 334    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 8
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β€œSeverance" actor Tramell Tillman has won the Emmy for outstanding supporting actor in a drama series. He is the first Black man ever to win the award #Emmys

15.09.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 25866    πŸ” 4474    πŸ’¬ 455    πŸ“Œ 624
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Wrenching and enraging. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/s...

10.09.2025 06:45 β€” πŸ‘ 276    πŸ” 118    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 33
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Wuthering Heights discourse been at it since 1848

05.09.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
An empty booth with a sign that says β€œvendor removed for selling AI art #ArtBYHumans”

An empty booth with a sign that says β€œvendor removed for selling AI art #ArtBYHumans”

I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org

01.09.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 31874    πŸ” 7825    πŸ’¬ 270    πŸ“Œ 435

the people who made this thing should be treated like dealers who mix fent into drugs.

28.08.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1843    πŸ” 355    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 2

Cried my eyes out when belly had to break up with the cousins house

27.08.2025 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

JESUS, MARY, AND JOSEPH! This gave me old Google back! It killed the AI results dead!

17.08.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3674    πŸ” 1498    πŸ’¬ 81    πŸ“Œ 40

I want to cook dinner but I have no garlic. Guess I’ll starve.

Disclaimer: I don’t grocery shop; that’s a man’s job

16.08.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yall really should be interrogating what you read and not just resting on that you read.

15.08.2025 12:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Let them eat cake.

31.07.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 25368    πŸ” 10692    πŸ’¬ 3734    πŸ“Œ 1461

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