Aaron Patton aka Gates Dogfish

AI is the worst it will ever be—right now.
And if you’re not using it, you’re falling behind.

Remember dial-up? Clunky websites?
People dismissed the internet.
Now, it runs the world.

AI is at the same inflection point.
It won’t replace you, but someone using it might.

I ghostwrite. DM me.

Most think AI gets smarter the longer you chat. In reality, it gets dumber.

🔹 AI has a limited memory—too much context = confusion.
🔹 Old info competes with new, leading to messy answers.
🔹 Overloaded prompts cause hallucinations.

Want better results? Start fresh. Reset often.

I ghostwrite. DM me

Day 4: Here’s What Happened When I Posted 600 LegalTech Memes on LinkedIn Sarcastic memes bringing people together...

Memes for the win!

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Again?!

go.bsky.app/Kasrutb
Updated Starter Pack

Thanks, Tim! I’m a shameless promoter of my wife. #BragBragBrag 🤣

“Never ask advice from someone you wouldn't trade places with.“ Darren Hardy, The Compound Effect.

Tough advice to follow if you don't have the right people in your life... Is it time to level up?

#CompoundEffect #SelfImprovement #SelfHelp

YouTube video by TED How to Be an “Apocalyptic Optimist” | Dana R. Fisher | TED

BRAG on my wife, @fisherdanar.bsky.social Her @tedconferences.bsky.social talk just hit youtube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=do27... #climate #climatecrisis #apocalypticoptimist

I was going to tell you a joke about time travel…

But you didn’t like it. #humor

“I feel good. I feel great. I feel wonderful.”

GDPR FTW!

Right. I'm hoping to make it entertaining as well as descriptive.

a man in a blue shirt is laying on a blue mat on the floor . Alt: A man failing at planks.

When it feels like time is flying, try doing planks. Time seems to stand still...

We need more #LegalTech & #eDiscovery people for my starter pack. Suggestions please!!

a woman is talking and saying it 's real and it 's coming netflix . ALT: a woman is talking and saying it 's real and it 's coming netflix .

Shhh 🤫Saving Ourselves is being made into a feature documentary (with @piqueaction.bsky.social )! For info, see: www.howtosaveourselves.com

Legit setup! 💪💪

Hi, Greg! Can I get added?

More like “Day 2 of EVERY Conference” 🤣

Conference Zombie mode activated. #eDiscovery #eDiscoveryLife #humor

Conference Zombie mode activated. #eDiscovery #eDiscoveryLife #humor

Ben Affleck in utter despair

All day every day in eDiscovery. #ediscoverylife #humor #ediscovery

6th Sense boy takes a job in eDiscovery.

C’mon, man! It’s not so bad…
#eDiscovery #eDiscoveryLife #humor

Leonidas says no to Persian ambassador. #300

When they ask for it to be faster AND cheaper…
#eDiscovery #eDiscoveryLife #humor

Is that the music from The Godfather? 🤣🤣

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Got me again!

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Scott Pilgrim in anguish over the complexities of life and love. eDiscovery

If "saving money" = "more expensive" you're golden!

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I can't even...

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There were probably other clues...

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Are we still having this conversation?

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