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Matthew Gatesy

@valtrex.bsky.social

Mostly harmless.

20 Followers  |  36 Following  |  23 Posts  |  Joined: 07.03.2024  |  2.0055

Latest posts by valtrex.bsky.social on Bluesky

I wasn't able to watch this live. Hopefully a recording will be posted?

23.11.2025 16:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Amazing(ly sexy)!

01.11.2025 00:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Expectations have been set.

18.10.2025 16:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They look just as nervous.

24.09.2025 00:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Coworker: "I wish more people would use this template."
Me: "Can we link to it?"
Coworker: "No, it's not shared with everyone."
Me: *dies*

10.09.2025 14:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Skills - Penny Arcade Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.

This guy knows what's up. www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/1...

05.09.2025 17:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Sandwich Day sandwich from 2012, probably a BLT

Sandwich Day sandwich from 2012, probably a BLT

Sandwich Day sandwich from 2016, with a side of chips and potato salad

Sandwich Day sandwich from 2016, with a side of chips and potato salad

Sandwich Day sandwich from 2019, looks like turkey, pepper jack, bacon, and lettuce

Sandwich Day sandwich from 2019, looks like turkey, pepper jack, bacon, and lettuce

Sandwich Day sandwich from 2021, with two different sandwich halves from Two Beards Deli in Grand Rapids, MI

Sandwich Day sandwich from 2021, with two different sandwich halves from Two Beards Deli in Grand Rapids, MI

Thanks to this @pennyarcade.bsky.social comic, my friends and I have been celebrating Sandwich Day every September 5 for 20+ years.

Happy Sandwich Day to all who celebrate!

www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2001/0...

@tychobrahe.bsky.social @cwgabriel.bsky.social

05.09.2025 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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A view from a hotel room (2019).

12.08.2025 12:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I absolutely loved Dredge! It was somehow both tense and cozy at the same time.

07.07.2025 14:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
picture of a burger topped with feta and arugula

picture of a burger topped with feta and arugula

The Foot Feta-ish Burger

This patty is stuffed with fresh feta and served with mustard, mayo, and Sriracha. It has a slightly salty bite and the peppery crunch of fresh arugula.

09.06.2025 13:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
picture of a burger topped with candied bacon and yam slices, with asparagus in the background

picture of a burger topped with candied bacon and yam slices, with asparagus in the background

The One Man Yam Burger

This burger is topped with sweet yam slices and candied bacon. Candied bacon probably sounds like a redundant made-up idea--like extra great amazingness--but it's a real thing.

01.06.2025 21:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Amazon.com

Also, if you haven't read any of her previous books, the Kindle edition of the first book in the series (Fear the Wolf) is on sale during the new book's launch week. a.co/d/4scpR7N

27.05.2025 15:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
advertising graphic for track the wolf, shows the book with a series of different phrases describing the book: action-packed, secret pasts, road trip!, where do we go from here?, relatable female werewolf, michigan cryptid, who will i become?, magic and mayhem in the midwest

advertising graphic for track the wolf, shows the book with a series of different phrases describing the book: action-packed, secret pasts, road trip!, where do we go from here?, relatable female werewolf, michigan cryptid, who will i become?, magic and mayhem in the midwest

@stefgilmour.bsky.social, just published the latest in her Alex Steward series, Track the Wolf!

If you like fast-paced urban fantasy, enjoyed any of the other books, or want to support an independent artist, grab a copy here: a.co/d/0KHGlt9

#werewolfbooks #urbanfantasyseries #alexstewardseries

27.05.2025 15:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Ballpark in the rain with a tarp on the field.

Ballpark in the rain with a tarp on the field.

It's NOT a great day for baseball.

21.05.2025 16:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Burger topped with mushrooms and sauce dripping down the side

Burger topped with mushrooms and sauce dripping down the side

Blondes Have More Fun-gus Burger

Beef patty topped with mushrooms and a spicy coconut-peanut sauce, served on a sesame seed bun.

08.05.2025 21:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yep. Used some vacation time to go to the day game.

08.05.2025 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
L M C U Ballpark

L M C U Ballpark

It's a great day for baseball!

08.05.2025 15:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Delicious looking burger with tomatoes, mushrooms lots of cheese, and gravy all over. You can't even see the burger beneath all the toppings!

Delicious looking burger with tomatoes, mushrooms lots of cheese, and gravy all over. You can't even see the burger beneath all the toppings!

Cheeses is Born Burger

This burger sounds religious. It's not. It's an all-beef patty flavored with mustard and sauteed mushrooms, tomatoes, and garlic. It's topped with baby Swiss and Jarlsberg (cheeses) and a drizzle of brown gravy.

28.04.2025 22:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

RANKING LITERALLY EVERY PROPHET IN THE BIBLE BY HOW GOOD OF A POSTER THEY WOULD BE IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER

NO I AM NOT KIDDING

(1/69)

29.03.2025 09:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2717    ๐Ÿ” 793    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 68    ๐Ÿ“Œ 169

Hey, we know how to play softball.

13.03.2025 20:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy Ash Wednesday to all who celebrate.

06.03.2025 01:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have tried these. They are... not great.

27.02.2025 23:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's awesome! Your Doctor Strange is one of my favorite cards. Can you share what you're working on?

08.02.2025 02:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looking for funny on a Friday? Here's an incomplete list of people who make me laugh. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
go.bsky.app/JFyiSxk

22.11.2024 14:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 137    ๐Ÿ” 40    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

date: iโ€™m a single mom

me, a one-upper: iโ€™m two moms

05.12.2024 13:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 729    ๐Ÿ” 71    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Reminder that a lot of fab accounts who are funny are here, in case you need some a those
go.bsky.app/Tg2K9bB

09.12.2024 23:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 46    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

โ€œHoly infant so tender and mildโ€ will never not be funny, donโ€™t write lyrics when youโ€™re hungry.

23.12.2024 19:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17873    ๐Ÿ” 1826    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 625    ๐Ÿ“Œ 155
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Bus Stop (1/5)

10.12.2024 21:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4433    ๐Ÿ” 911    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 58    ๐Ÿ“Œ 42
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Reminiscent Of Egypt - Penny Arcade Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.

So many good ones, but this one never fails to make me laugh.

www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/0...

18.11.2024 18:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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