fredesque

a real dutch headline i saw today: Skiiben Joompin Der Schlongen Longen

Coup Carey

me: did you finish inside me

surgeon: please stop saying it that way

Frame #3761 from 60sE69 wishful thinking

[mamas & papas voice]

today on the pod we tackle that age old question: wtf

🥹 i hope so

sorry cant, working on the cut of my jib

ME: I caught Monocle Guy stealing my leftovers again.
BOSS: Is that true?
MONOCLE GUY: (monocle popping off) Good heavens!!
ME: He’s not actually surprised.
BOSS: Really? He seems surprised.
MONOCLE GUY: (another monocle popping off) Dearest me!!
ME: No, he’s doing a bit.
BOSS: Hm. I don’t know

look, i know a lot of heinous shit is going on, but one of the worst things in the world is when you put on a jacket or zip-up sweatshirt, have one arm already in, but the other sleeve is prolapsed

fuck i mixed up pavlov with schrödinger and now every time i ring a bell a cat might die

no one has ever been more concerned about a hat

tyvm :)

😔🤞

fuck i mixed up pavlov with schrödinger and now every time i ring a bell a cat might die

bringing back Redbox but for 24-7 rotisserie chickens

ah yes the annual holiday season tradition of having to remind myself Kevin McAllister’s family isn’t real i can calm down that’s Catherine O’Hara she’s very nice relax

losing Catherine O'Hara is devastating, RIP to one of the all time greats

trump’s legal team:

your honor, my client claims crimoholism. he is a crimoholic

tiramisu is called tirawesu if you share it

not sure id have believed it if someone told me that by 2026 the republican party will have convinced the biggest small govt 2A gun nuts on earth to not only argue in favor of federal agents executing citizens on the street but saying they deserved it for simply being armed

Alex Pretti was a customer of ACF. A member of our local cycling community. An integral community member serving as a nurse at our local VA hospital. Murdered while standing up to bullies in his city. Then falsely smeared in the media as an agitator with an agenda. Do not believe the lies. He could be any one of us standing against evil, but evil cannot get us all if we stand against it!

From Angry Catfish, independent bicycle shop in Minneapolis

Shall Sometimes Be Infringed

i like to take breaks from being Online, but they arent very long cuz i need to make sure everyone is still insane

their signs are too nice is a hell of a thing to latch on to and expect to be taken seriosuly

not sure id have believed it if someone told me that by 2026 the republican party will have convinced the biggest small govt 2A gun nuts on earth to not only argue in favor of federal agents executing citizens on the street but saying they deserved it for simply being armed

i like to take breaks from being Online, but they arent very long cuz i need to make sure everyone is still insane

me: ever heard of quasimodo

him: doesn’t ring a bell

me: i assure you he does

your honor, my client claims crimoholism. he is a crimoholic