Joe

So tired of living in survival mode

Of course RFK Jr. is about saving the foreskin, what do you think his face is made of?

Just passed a known local beehive with a fresh bouquet and I felt like chum in the water.

When is Roku city pride?

Tbh the biggest problem on the left is the subset of leftists who insist on absolute purity and will immediately cannibalize their own when they don't meet their standard of it.

It's at least part of the reason we haven't been able to build a lasting coalition.

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. faced questions from lawmakers in a pair of hearings Wednesday and did not directly answer whether he would vaccinate his own children against chicken pox and polio. He paused before answering, “Probably.”

Just spent 40min on the line just to tell my insurance provider that my plan with them is my only one because they saw my old plan still on file when my PCP submitted a claim.

My previous plan was also through them 🙃

With how utterly infuriating insurance companies make every step of using their service, they should count it as an honest to god miracle that there haven't been thousands of Luigis.

There's literally nothing that a man can do on purpose to be sexy that would match what an earnest smile does. You can just see when people are kind

I'll give Katy Perry credit for putting out one of the best pop albums of all time but that's the only flower she'll get from me.

She's a washed up, out of touch mean girl. Nobody ever cared to look too close to see it because the music was good. Was.

Bobby doesn't know I bought a little treat for us that'll get here tomorrow 🤭

Also the urge to throw away 90% of my clothes and buy multiples of like 5 generic (comfy) outfits so I can stop stressing about outfit coordination

Battling the autistic urge to buy a backup of my belt (near perfect condition) in case anything happens to it bc I wear it almost every single day

FedEx stays hiring only hot men 🙂‍↕️

🎯🎯🎯

I generally support separating the art from the artists but at this point there's a firm line in the sand with JK Rowling. Do not put money in that evil woman's pocket. Pirate her stuff if you must but she needs to be firmly rebuked.

This season of survivor is so good tbh. Finally got rid of Chrissy and now I can't wait to see David melt down next week 😌

Like go waste millions on your little flight on a rocket girl I really dgaf but don't act like y'all did anything but sign a check

Gayle King, Katy Perry, and the rest of those out of touch millionaires are not astronauts and have not accomplished anything positive in this endeavor. No matter how much they want to believe otherwise.

I'd like to go back to the middle stage of capitalism where everything was still bad but at least we got some cool stuff in exchange for the life they were sucking from us and every facet of our day to day lives weren't made as miserable as possible

Idgaf if socialism works or not (it does) I just never want to see another ad as long as I live I'm so over it.

Tbh I don't understand all the Sai hate, I respect her game

The pathological need to virtue signal at every opportunity is part of why the left's messaging doesn't get through to as many people, they stop listening because some of us are annoying af.

It's one thing if somebody is straight up misinformed, it's another if they left out a nuance that has nothing to do with their point, especially if it's a matter of taste.

I'm tired of having to qualify everything I comment/post, making sure I include every nuance so I don't have some "but what about—" bitch in my replies.

Every journalist who allows an interview subject in 2025 to use the word “woke” without demanding that they define what it means is bad at their job. No exceptions.

Straight people automatically using fabulous and slay in queer men's presence is worse than calling us a slur imo

All about healthy living/eating but if you start worrying about the sugar content of fruits, I fear you've completely lost the plot