The natural human instinct is to sympathise. But also to want to see a photo.

Food: Squid
Film: Maybe Baby
Song: Last Christmas

Lol be funny if something like it was the pinnacle of all that investment. That scientists discover the limit of AIs possibilities is rude limericks.

My poor mother's carer was smoking,
So as the old lady was croaking,
I wasn't upset,
Though I came to regret,
That the carer my chicken was choking.

You're a wrong'un on Twitter and you're a wrong'un on here as well.

Well, you can do. At pretty much any supermarket or cornershop in England. Except the Morrisons round the corner from my house which will be out of stock of both

I'd happily drink skimmed milk for the rest of my life if it guaranteed even a monthly bunk-up

Not really. The dream is full automation and a world where we're free of dull labour and able to pursue our interests. The problem is that with automation in the hands of very few, that won't happen.

It's all very Ghostbustery. I'm waiting for a Gate Keeper or Key Master role to come up at work.

Only if you monitor them 24/7, and if you're that sort of parent you're a bad parent.

Christ you know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be, the way things are going, they're gonna mushify me

Lol, to be fair they would probably know anyway.

Hmmm, he probably finds the idea of you masturbating during it a massive turn on tbh.

Fantastic advice 🙄
I did what you said and now I'm banned from the convent

Impressed you haven't already tbh. You sound like a wrong'un

Bollocks. The greatest art has always been made for money one way or another.

Exactly. They're one of the few highlights especially when they go wrong

Haha probably a lightweight drinker and got pulled over

Everyone doesn't hate speeches. They hate going to a wedding and being in bed by 8.30

One day it'll change. It'll just take one or two ballsy ones to say "yeah, so fucking what? At least I can get laid unlike the ugly bastards on the benches opposite". Half the constituents are probably either at it, or wish they were.

You don't understand why people might want a pan that things don't stick to? Are you simple?

Give it a few months and the way things are going you'll be kicked out for being a forrin' anyway by Nigel and his acolytes. Well, assuming you're not white.

Got to disagree with that as general advice It can work out well, but the opposite is also true. You just don't know what will work out for the best in life. If you put career first and can potentially retire earlier for a start.

Lol I do hope your name isn't Derek Lewis Tomlinson.

Nope, I can't work out who it is. Gizza clue.

Nobody checks and nobody gives a fuck. You got one chance at life on this planet (assuming reincarnation isn't a thing) and you blew it big time. Better hope the afterlife is more interesting

Me to. 2 mins shagging, 1 hour 58 mins sleeping

Lol that was my first thought when I saw the word "boyfriend" rather than "husband" in the fess

Six weeks! I'd consider that relatively regular

Generally though, think of almost any band and they peak around 30. Comedians maybe last a bit longer but they tend to become softer as they age.