Corey Hart

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 12, Episode 14

Rocko's Modern Life - Season 4 Episode 1A - With Friends Like These - Frame 258

So Nico is being fired because AD and Kyrie are hurt? I mean - technically absolutely fair but like is Dumont actually surprised that they're hurt?

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It's basically ammonia or bleach, both of which are famously A-OK to just leave on your hands to evaporate, and that also have famously benign odors.

I'm 40 now, I get to start talking like this.

I've never liked how GIF went from a specific image file format that can be animated but is also limited to 256 colors to a generic term for what are now literal mp4 videos.

I've been making websites since 1998, these are not GIFs! Let's just call fiber internet telegraph wire while we're at it.

Don't forget stuff like Benson taking a puck to the face and that turning into a hospitalization / infection scare (presumably, I don't think that was explicitly confirmed)

Community groups welcome slide from Saturday's USA-Canada Rivalry Series women's hockey game — "Queen City Derby" is welcomed.

Close enough! @qcrd.net

ME AS A CHILD: i cant wait till im an adult, then i can finally Do Things
ME AS AN ADULT: the spectre of Things To Do haunts me from sunup to sundown, and beyond

My draft results with Centers Embiid, Sabonis, Siakam (PF/C), Banchero (PF/C), Zubac, Vucevic, and J. Allen. I have by comparison 4 guards and 2 SFs.

I was not exaggerating, btw

Homer Simpson: Crow Country? You can't eat that.

Simpsons x Indie Games time:

The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnnnnnnnng john silver's gift card

Eli Cash in The Royal Tennenbaums

Me, after getting shit for drafting 7 centers in my fantasy basketball league:"Everyone knows about Robinson and Duncan, the Twin Towers... What my roster pre-supposes is, what if you had nothing but towers?"

the powers that be want you to know less about your computer. they are taking away your beautiful file pathing, keyboard inputs, considered mouse clicks, and expertise of your OS. everything will soon be done by mumbling into the open air and praying it works correctly. this is a nightmare.

there's something here

Exactly how my mom got me my N64 on launch day; called the Sears at the mall 30 mins from home.

Dudes rock

the zapruder film makes a lot more sense when you see the new version with the pikmin