Well-Pleaded Complaints

i refuse to go to Wikipedia to understand a poast

Photo of Tom Lehrer

My last living musical hero is still my hero but unfortunately no longer living. RIP to the great, great Mr. Tom Lehrer.

there are two cats sitting on a bed. one is a fluffy tabby and the other is a fuzzy tuxedo. their backs are touching each other, adorably. you can see a packet of paper under the paws of the tabby. trust me it is all very cute

why are they sitting on the opinions I printed out to read

alexandria erasure. repent

it’s official: I’m moving to Jersey City. may g-d have mercy on my soul

i don’t understand what you’re talking about but i Respect it

and i, the least praxis woman alive, would never suggest otherwise

it is always praxis to Log Off

public service announcement if you think anybody is fighting fascism by Poasting you may be suffering from acute internet poisoning

Tell me about Jersey City.

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there's a new filing that is *not* pro se and filed by andre brito who has repped trump in the past. looks real.

critical respect for the clerk in Miami who clocked out and went to a bar halfway through keying in the biggest case filed in the district that day

as a federal employee for (checks watch) 6 more weeks, I express no views

TRUMP v. DOW JONES & COMPANY, INC, 1:25-cv-23229 - CourtListener.com Docket for TRUMP v. DOW JONES & COMPANY, INC, 1:25-cv-23229 — Brought to you by Free Law Project, a non-profit dedicated to creating high quality open legal information.

available on RECAP here www.courtlistener.com/docket/70842...

Hilariously, there are exactly zero filings on the docket (for now) so we will not know who wrote, all this, until Monday.

Probably the clerk’s office didn’t have time to enter everybody’s names before everyone left for the weekend.

Y’all I’m pretty sure he isn’t pro se. Don’t get too excited.

Jersey City… renting in Jersey City

contemplating this

jesus tap-dancing christ I need to log off

bluesky, what a web site

look there’s nothing wrong with taking drugs if, like all good and decent people, you are simply born without the yetzer hara,

Self-recommending.

there is a cat sitting on a bed, eyes closed, supremely pleased with himself. the cat is a fluffy tabby with long whiskers and big ears. there is a white woman’s hand on his back, which forms a pleasant contrast with his dark back fur.

anyway I can’t sleep so here’s a rare Dima

certain persons In The Community earn money and clout from the Chicken Little routine. it is not good, it is not honest, and (as a woman who has a duty to keep her mouth shut for *checks watch* 3 more months) it frustrates me to no end

it is good to have a source of comfort i think

Mr. Ed (a tuxedo cat with a black muzzle and white mittens) is sitting on my lap, looking unamused

i hope you also have a lap cat who will judge you in the evening

iMessage: “It also won't stop showing me furry anime drawings on the discover feed!!!!! I CANNOT GET RID OF THEM”

it’s moments like this when I appreciate everything this app has to offer

I did not, it's been ages since I've gone to one. ...what did they do whose work did they defile