Al Crow

By the look of how it happened, gun control would have made no difference whatsoever.

I recently employed a doorman for my house. I didn’t know what I was letting myself in for.

It's called 'truth to power'

Pure 2007 vibes.

Is it out in two weeks?
Does it smell like a stale taco?
Does melanin wear it?
...so many questions.

I did a hedge today and that was enough.

Cat: I haven't eaten for weeks.
Me: there's food in your bowl.
Cat:
Me:
Cat:

I bought a cuckoo clock, it tells the time in other people’s houses.

Awww man, too late.

"Ideas reflect the moment, and so you have to use them. If you store ideas, they wither." - Brian Eno #quote

Panel 1 Gwen was sitting in her bed with her phone when her brothers come in. This doesn't bother her. Junior: Mom and Dad are fighting. Can we stay in here? Gwen: Sure. Panel 2 Gwen's youngest brother speak up. He wants to watch a cartoon they used to watch when they were younger. Gwen doesn't dislike it, but she's surprised he'd want to watch something so cute and wholesome. Tanner: Can we watch the dog cartoon? Gwen: Really? It's so cutesy. Panel 3 The sound of arguing comes through the door. The siblings all jump slightly. This isn't new but it's still not pleasant. Dad: YOU'RE BEING A- Mom: STOP YELLING YOU FAT- Dad: I'M NOT YELLING! Panel 4 Gwen brings her brothers onto her bed. She thinks all three of them could probably use a good cutesy cartoon. Gwen: Which episode? Tanner: The space one.

Escape - Gator Days

But.....they were actually......I mean, the magic beans were actually....you know what,,, never mind.

I'm going to start posting up some of my older GIFs, and re-rendering them in higher quality where I can. First up is one of my favourites, someone clever came up with the name "Infinitea" which I liked

As president of the world I promise to create more jobs by making a huge mess for everyone to clean up

"Well I didn't expect that" - people who didn't expect that.

I think I've seen all the films.

Yes.....wait, omg no.

I've got three chainsaws but if you saw me in the street you'd think no way that guy has got even one chainsaw.

Today I accidently repaired my leaking petrol strimmer by repairing it wrong.

12 years old.
Today.
Birthday boy woke up to a quick chuchchuch so I could take the pic.

Good morning.

I'd love to be the guy that slaps the back of a truck but I don't when you're supposed to do it and not get shouted at.

I wonder how many Melanias there have been so far.

Just had a double 99 with all the sprinkles.
#badass #bigboy

Just watched the kitty catch a rat, walk the fence with it in his mouth, drop it by next door fence and meow for next door cat. He's been feeding next door cat.

So you're telling me a John cougared this mellencamp?

I reckon he has a neurolink implant that nags him all day.

It's not real but still funny. Watch someone do a real one soon.

Me, watching karate kid 2 : yeah, no. That would hurt though.