Zack Wagner

To the weirdos that keep quoting me. I voted for Harris and asked others to vote for her. I don't think voting for someone means you support them for the rest of time.

I wouldn't protest her, but she also shouldn't be surprised when people are upset about making cash off of failure.

Gilligans Island pinball game, with the banner that says protect trans youth

spotted at the local pinball place in Somerville

Lead or get out of the way

We are so cooked. The people in power are doing nothing and they have constituents defending the inaction.

I can't believe adults in the real world think saying "she was right that Trump sucks," allows her to do whatever.

Wow you are really a humongous fucking loser.

I'm sorry that you don't get to write more fanfiction about her girlbossing the hell out of Washington. Unfortunately I live in the real world and have bills to pay and people to take care of.

Would you like to discuss the 2024 Super Bowl?

We were alive when it happened! We saw it in real time. I don't need her to explain it.

It's never enough. I voted for her and asked others to vote for her. Right now I am asking for her to do serious political action or just be quiet. I don't really care that she was right. You don't get an award for being the smartest person in the gulag.

You've convinced me. My wife is going to lose her job because the government is not going to fund TRIO. But I should give Kamala Harris all the credit in the world for saying that Trump sucks and continuing to say that she knows Trump sucks. This is eerily prescient fortune telling on her part.

Yes and then she lost.

This is the Failure Industry in action.
It's like how people used to go nuts over RBG's dissents.

No amount of memes, or clever wordplay will change the fact that she is not president and has no power and cannot change the hellscape I have to raise my kids in.

That she would be the 47th president. I voted for her. Told others to vote for her. But she lost. So I'd like her to do something and just shut up. Going on a tour to say, "I told you so" only helps the publisher of her book.

Totally. I just can't imagine paying to see her talk about her failed run. And yet a bunch of people do. I'm just tired of the "Failure Industry" where people get to hold talks and sell books after failing. This country sucks! I don't care about your personal journey!

I think it's weird to lose to Donald Trump and be smug

1999 Dave Chappelle: Abba Zabba you my only friend
2025 Dave Chappelle: Sheikh Abdulaziz bin Salman you my only friend

Folks, they're saying I used the substance the best they'd ever seen! They said respect the balance!

Tired take, but "Be My Baby" is probably the best pop song ever recorded

Every Tron movie has bombed, even Legacy (although it did the best). It's not a good series.

put it on a t-shirt, it's my agenda for the first 48 hours of my tenure

Lampwick from The Simpsons saying "Long as I've got my health, and my millions of dollars and my gold house and my rocket car, I don't need anything else."

Criterion Channel has been fun this October

I would go into a sensory deprivation tank but I'm afraid of turning into William Hurt

normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following

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I hit 100 movies in 2025 over the weekend. Getting COVID last month and a vasectomy really helped me achieve this goal.

Modified Trump tweet - The Bluesky company is not happy with me -- that's okay, I'll still keep drinking that garbage

Me rn

Same here. I only knew he took credit for inventing the radio.

yo what the fuck is wrong with these people