Trash Wave

"Hello, I am fleeing the american century of humiliation. Could you show me where to find the nearest hamburger?" 你好，我正在逃離美國百年屈辱。你能告訴我哪裡找到最近的漢堡嗎？

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Trump calls for jailing democratic leaders as troops prepare for Chucagk deployment

war, war never changes.

我還怕寫錯了，太難過了

我的沒用AI，久記得能力哪裡去了

Hey, where's my capacity to retain information over the long term without depending on AI? In addition to Ashton Kucher, this fake movie poster also features the "Tung Tung Sahur" mascot and the logos for Chat GPT, TikTok, and youtube shorts

Laura Rodriguez, on Twitter: A federal agent points a weapon at a woman who was recording them. Jess, a U.S. citizen and member of a neighborhood patrol team that documents and shares ICE activity across the city, was filming when the incident occurred earlier today in the Berwyn area.

I fear if things don’t change right now, this image is going to come back to haunt us

Rutgers professor moving to Europe after threats over antifa accusations Mark Bray says threats intensified after a Turning Point USA petition accused him of promoting political violence

Kudos to @us.theguardian.com for covering Mark's ordeal!

Secretive Watchlisting Center Executing NSPM-7 “We’re expanding the watchlist,” FBI director says amid 300% increase in domestic terror cases.

The FBI's Terrorist Screening Center is widening its focus to include unspecified “national security threats."

The new mission has resulted in a new name: the Threat Screening Center.
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Someone in a frog costume facing down a line of police in riot gear

George Orwell’s Animal Crossing

steak and potato? in this economy?

an elaborate pun on Scooby Doo villains's "Meddlin' kids" line, featuring Medellin, Colombia

I don’t mean to overreact or anything, but this is the commander-in-chief telling military personnel that Democrats are a problem to be dealt with.

“It was just a lil peppermint taste, you know, I’ve tasted spicier… I’m Mexican” 🫡

Video taken one hour ago outside the Portland ICE facility of the violent insurrectionists in question

A strip club called Joie de Beavre. The place is located along a stretch of frontage road, its neon sign depicting a lewdly humanized beaver wearing a beret and winking its eyes alternately at a wiggling stripper.

Thomas Pynchon remains unmatched

Did You Know? @frog-page When provoked, FROGS will defend themselves by traveling back in time to make sure you were never born!

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One of the things I took away from the 60s and Richard Nixon, first mentioned by Hunter Thompson, but I believe to be true, is the fact that we believed, at time, that all our protesting, marching and sign waving was futile and pointless when in fact, it drove Richard Nixon to alcohol fueled madness

PANEL 1: A duck and a rat are walking the compost to the compost bin. DUCK: "Am I aloof and judgmental as an adult because that is how the world felt to me as a child?" PANEL 2: RAT: "What is adulthood but the mimicking of the adults you were around as a child?" PANEL 3: DUCK: "Yeah, and if that behavior is abusive and paranoid, then you will feel more mature the closer you come to being that, the more you act as an 'adult' does." PANEL 4: The rat has now opened the bin and is preparing to drop in the paper bag of compost. RAT: "Your efforts, then, to not be like that--to change from that--seem childish. You're too innocent. You'll see." PANEL 5: DUCK: "That's why they love to diagnose you as selfish. It's how you scold a child."

say sumpin nice

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Donald Trump believes he has a license to kill After saying the U.S. is at war, POTUS takes out another Venezuelan boat

COMMENTARY
Donald Trump believes he has a license to kill
After saying the U.S. is at war, POTUS takes out another Venezuelan boat
By HEATHER DIGBY PARTON
Columnist
PUBLISHED OCTOBER 4, 2025 6:45AM (EDT

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all respect to the star tribune, this kind of stuff should not be paywalled archive.is/iGtMf

this is wild: while Stephen Miller's guy was in Minnesota for his uncle's funeral, somebody was able to see his entire phone and take pictures of his Signal group chats talking about military deployments to Portland, and brought them to the Strib (gift link: www.startribune.com/trump-offici...)

How does every evil uberpowerful yet banal motherfucker in One Battle After Another remind me of Peter Thiel?

blue sky screen shot from Bill Kuchman saying "Treasury Department considers minting a $1 Trump coin" quote posted by Adam Weinstein saying "Only the portrait of a deceased individual may appear on United States currency and securities." 31 USC 5114(b)

blue sky screen shot from Aaron Rupar saying "Trump has not been seen in public since Tuesday and had no public events on his calendar today"

hold on just a second here

I'm being told he drowned in the toilet. He was drinking from the toilet like usual but something went wrong. CPR was not administered because everyone thought it was too gross

donald trump has died

One thing everyone on this site can agree on is that instead of listening to the new Taylor Swift album people should listen to real music like Steely Dan

"anywhere can be paradise, as long as you have the will to live. After all, you are alive, so you will always have the chance to be happy."

US flag with text on it: "in our america the car is on fire and the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides and a dark wind blows the government is corrupt and we're on so many drugs with the radio on and the curtains drawn were trapped in the belly of this horrible machine and the machine is bleeding to death the sun has fallen down and the billboards are all leering and the flags are all dead at the top of their poles"