matt

matt

@matt.tasty.computer

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537 Followers 715 Following 2,033 Posts Joined May 2024
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In America, the Supreme Leader makes his flunkies and generals wear shoes that don’t fit

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10 hours ago

I *really* don't want to be a downer but to me the precursor to Doing is Saying, and not nearly enough of this Party is saying what needs to be said. About punishing the villains, about abolishing billionaires, about ending elite impunity. Too many want to leave the rot but change the branding

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18 hours ago

Leftists Articulate Your Politics Without Therapy Speak or Corporate Nonprofit Jargon Challenge

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19 hours ago

people don’t put enough dissociation time between meetings when they schedule stuff for me

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1 day ago
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Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

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1 day ago

Brain Stew is the first song I learned on electric guitar like 30 years ago. Will always be iconic to me.

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1 day ago

What a week, huh?

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Bam Adebayo and his mother Marilyn Blount after his 83 point classic. What an absolutely beautiful sight to see ❤️❤️❤️

#NBASky #SkyHoops

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1 day ago

Starting a Substack for cats. The first post is gonna be a real snarky one titled "Seeing the Bottom of Your Food Dish Does Not Mean You're Starving"

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1 day ago

Billionaires are made of meat

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1 day ago

Turns out the Cool Zone is pretty exhausting

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1 day ago

I miss being bored

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2 days ago

This puts me at 10 people released. I filed my 1st habeas petition 29 days ago. I am an incredibly small-time, nobody lawyer who knew nothing about immigration law the day I submitted that case. I barely know any more today. I had never sued the federal government and now I've beaten them 10 times.

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2 days ago

Lol didn't even need to see the pic to know it would be a BMW

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2 days ago

Electrical engineer here. Almost certainly worst case is just that it won't go at all or will go very slowly. Won't explode. Tires probably fine.

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2 months ago

Hamnet was pretty good I guess, but Othenno is more tightly plotted and emotionally intense imho

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2 days ago

If you get into a “who can cut taxes more” battle with the GOP, you’re going to lose because they are far more shameless and antagonistic to the idea of living in a functioning society.

Don’t concede to their framing that taxes are nothing but a problem to be solved.

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2 days ago

For the same $6 trillion cost, you could crush child poverty with a child allowance and free childcare, fix unemployment insurance, do paid family, sick & medical leave, massively boost ACA subsidies, and eliminate child uninsurance with Medicare for Kids.

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3 days ago

if i was ever in a situation i would simply pull out my phone

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2 days ago

Nooooooooooooooooo

bsky.app/profile/raps...

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2 days ago

What I'm saying is literally anything other than continuing to get his brains bashed in on the gridiron.

Go live your best life bro. You made it.

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2 days ago

All the way to the bank, laughing. Then perhaps to an island resort of some kind? Idk I've never had $99mil

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2 days ago

Keep circulating the tapes

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4 days ago
Trent Rez in the head like a hole vid

Pain at the pump 🎶
Feel like a chump 🎶
Just checked the news 🎶
Outbreak of Mumps 🎶

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2 days ago

If we could do only one thing to right this ship it has to be ending the culture of elite impunity in this country. Once you get past a certain wealth threshold you not only become invulnerable to criminal liability, but you lose the ability to lose in any way at all

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3 days ago

Who up cursing they clock

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5 days ago
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HERE IT IS:

Here to bring you several moments of joy: the first goslings jumping in the water of baby bird season 2026!

Unmute for EXTRA SMILES! 🥰

🪶 🐣

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3 days ago

I thought we were an autonomous collective!

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3 days ago

Road to hell paved with unassembled Lego.

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3 days ago
A handicap blue and white painted sign on the asphalt of a parking space. The symbols are meant to be a pregnant women and a baby stroller, but it doesn't look like that. It looks like pac man being killed with scissors next to a dancer

Twerkers at the barbeque get priority parking 🫡

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