@endlessmike.bsky.social
How many Schrutebucks for it?
24.01.2026 00:25 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm sure if you went through the Beastie Boys' catalog you'd find some trash songs turned into hits, but this is definitely a good one
22.01.2026 15:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can't believe the Academy snubbed Michael A. Jordan like this!
22.01.2026 15:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0so you should just know, if Indiana can win a national title, there's no reason for you to not have hope about...well, everything and anything
20.01.2026 05:45 — 👍 488 🔁 111 💬 12 📌 8
BRITISH TED CRUZ
20.01.2026 04:24 — 👍 58 🔁 16 💬 0 📌 0Indiana still hasn't won a Pinstripe Bowl 🙄
20.01.2026 04:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who would have predicted Carson Beck would throw the game-winning pass?
20.01.2026 04:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0IT WAS ALWAYS GOING TO END ON A CARSON BECK INTERCEPTION
20.01.2026 04:15 — 👍 983 🔁 125 💬 21 📌 3this lady keeps holding her phone up high enough to be seen but JUST low enough that we can't read her texts
20.01.2026 01:33 — 👍 107 🔁 10 💬 2 📌 1Just open the spreadsheet and there's tons of them
10.01.2026 14:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“That sounds good.” - Curt Cignetti, responding to what it feels like to be heading to the national championship with the same energy your dad would when you ask if he’d like a grilled cheese for lunch
10.01.2026 04:10 — 👍 346 🔁 25 💬 6 📌 1Losing by 34? Who let the B1G into the playoff???
10.01.2026 04:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ducks have a chance to lose by a mere 20 points if they onside kick, score in one play, then do that again!
10.01.2026 04:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cignetti took "it's tough to beat a team twice" as a challenge
10.01.2026 03:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I would say I feel bad Miami has to play this team, but that would be a lie. Beat the shit out of them, Hoosiers!
10.01.2026 03:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ESPN 4K rules because they apparently do not have the technology to put ads on it
10.01.2026 03:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Time for my annual complaint that the microwave Kraft Mac that Kevin McAllister buys (AND NEVER ACTUALLY EATS) is very sad to me.
25.12.2025 01:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sounds mad
25.12.2025 00:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They can't show what the trombone players did on TV
30.11.2025 02:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0$550? That's getting off light
21.11.2025 01:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Destiny's precognitive powers manifested when she was thirteen years old. As her eyesight waned, she spent the next year filling diary after diary with the details of the most embarrassing incident in the life of everyone she would ever meet, accompanied by catty commentary.
20.11.2025 23:10 — 👍 66 🔁 10 💬 2 📌 0spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
10.11.2025 19:32 — 👍 7483 🔁 3218 💬 53 📌 119Somehow, Bond has returned
11.11.2025 14:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0What metal album was he listening to as he did it
06.11.2025 01:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Tony wants all his special little guys to feel special and have titles
06.11.2025 01:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fuck!
06.11.2025 01:31 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Post mine
06.11.2025 01:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is just a Warren Ellis character
03.11.2025 05:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have not seen a single Slutty Sandwich Guy costume tonight ear are you doing DC
01.11.2025 03:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is too much Lore
27.10.2025 01:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
