Cactrot

It would been real cool if they coulda made the Concorde work.

Note; not the same lady who chairs the group who owns the Economist... who is more noteworthy because she introduced Epstein to Prince Andrew.

The Atlantic wrote a piece saying the Epstein Files are not a big conspiracy but then there's a photo of the owner with Maxwell

Hahaha OK that's pretty good.

Y2K was real, it “didn’t happen” because a whole lot of people worked their asses off to prevent it

As opposed to this, which appears to be something people are working their asses off to accelerate 🫠

I'm not really an audiobook guy, but my library was of any other kind of copy of Who Censored Rodger Rabbit. I'm only about 20% through it but this book is a hoot.

Imagining Vance, post Trump, on his own, stammering through arguing Peter Thiel’s case for the end of Democracy publicly, reciting mangled versions of Curtis Yarvin’s blog posts, muttering about hobbits and dark elves

Four black olives wrapped in a piece of salami with a toothpick if I'm feeling fancy.

Computer news: no computer for you. Computer is a service now it’s a chatbot that you gave to ask nicely of, just like no more searching for things on your own on Internet or downloading your own files
Now it’s all an app
And it’s your friend. And you owe us money for this now and no birds alive

nightmare where i’m at a charcuterie party, ask if there are any gluten-free crackers, and then someone holds a mirror up to my face while everybody laughs

Seriously look at this shit and tell me you could figure it out.

Reminds me of Armored Core's first level, which drops you immediately into combat with no warning.

If you hadn't read the manual you would have absolutely no clue how the wonky ass controls work, and the level 0 enemies could still explode you in less than a minute.

Yeah I own a couple spiny processing plants, but how is that relevant?

If we could harness whatever technology enables Lakitu to produce infinite spinys, I really think we could change the world for the better.

Portion of an FEC contribution receipt:<br>Name of Employer (for Individual): Robinhood Markets Inc.<br><br>Occuptation (for Individual): Senior Director of Financial Crimes

so, what do you do for work?

Leased Fried Onions

my "I ❤️ GATEKEEPING" shirt has people asking questions that they frankly would never even understand the answers to

lmao in the grand scheme of things that's still basically a no

anthropic: we're eager to work with you but we want to make sure our product isn't literally going to pull the trigger on anyone

pete hegseth: (turning beet red with anger)

Did Cactus ever show up anywhere else?

Asking for a friend.

Every time Tycho is about to speak they should flash this image on screen beforehand

You liberals can yell all you want, I will never vote for Gavin Rossdale

seeing news about a "memory shortage." it's not a shortage. billionaires who hate you hoarded it all so they could make everything worse and stupider and more expensive, just like with most shortages

The best audio device is the one you have, this guy can fuck right off.

people pretend to not be nazis and couch that in dog whistles but i think a reality we have to contend with is that there are so many, many, many incredible ignorant people out there

Civil rights leader Jesse Jackson has passed away at the age of 84. My thoughts are with his family.

I wanted to share this clip from his appearance on Sesame Street in 1971. His important words ring just as true today as they did back then.

I know I joke that everything's gambling...

But soon everything's outcome will be decided by gambling.

One of it not the strongest Weekly Shonen Jump author comment I've ever read.

someone call the vet my horse is too sick