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Check out 49 minutes and 15 seconds of me talking about books!

@kiricallaghan.com got a finished copy in my hand!

@kiricallaghan.com YO! Guess who's book showed up in my Golden Poppy submissions inbox :O (also hey, hello, hi, been a while!!)

Hi, remember that just existing is a victory condition. I love you all.

From this point on any complaints about texting android phones is entirely on your ass, I don't want to hear it.

Hey if I text you and it still says sms message I know you haven't updated your ios

Why is it an app to switch inputs?!

I'd almost be okay with the spying if the user experience was at least good, but no, we get the worst of every world

Like honestly how did we allow ourselves to consider 8 button presses to switch an input to a dvd player or whatever remotely acceptable?

Every time I am forced to use a smart tv I have to fight down the nearly overwhelming desire to become a terrorist

Shout out all my people with autism at the show wearing your earphones and recording the whole thing

Being in the lyft listening to the unactivated satellite radio channel got me feeling a type of way (insane)

I know I take the risk every time

I think we're officially on the demon lifestyle now

We in these trenches tonight

It was the aggressive "what are you looking at" as we weren't looking at him at all for me

I said "cya man" as the car pulled up and he said "fuck you", lol

This man doing dubstep beatboxing while we wait for the lyft, help

Feeling very un-plur regarding those people who do the "oot oot" chant at the party

Help, there's a guy in a fucking boater hat like some plantation owner motherfucker and I don't know if he's cosplaying a character from five nights at freddy's or not

Gotta say, that for a fnaf themed party, this is a very horny fandom

Let me go to a corner and turn my back to everyone real quick because I have to hide what I'm doing from the authorities.

Buddy we're at an illegal warehouse function, do your drugs in the open like a normal person. Stop being weird jfc

THanks

So, doing something like:

hey @bsky.app, please give the app a widget I can skeet from

is actually sort of normal here and not a completely unhinged thing that'll get me put on a watch list?

I used to be way cooler online

[muffled "dammit" plays in the distance]