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Christopher Gutierrez

@chrisgart.bsky.social

Seattle based artist working primarily in oils. I’m still hallucinating this dream so stay tuned for more info. πŸ₯„πŸ₯„πŸ₯„

350 Followers  |  150 Following  |  366 Posts  |  Joined: 15.11.2024  |  3.1415

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He wanna rock!

16.11.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please elaborate. I’m not disagreeing with you but I’m like to hear more

15.11.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m interested. I’ll keep an eye on this space

13.11.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is this one different from the Ultra Hitler that you killed when you used your time machine?

12.11.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So in conclusion, fuck Serrano and Theil both because neither contribute a goddamned thing. That is all. Thanks

12.11.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Serrano’s β€œPiss Christ” was so unoriginal that he had to title it what it was, otherwise nobody would have cared. He could have called it β€œ7 Up Christ” or β€œGinger Ale Christ” and, visually, that’s all it was.

12.11.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I too remember her always sucking.
I was also surprised to see her climb the ranks. I remember when she was a nobody right-ish crank and then saw her become Senator so much I had to confirm it was the same Jeanne Shaheen!

10.11.2025 12:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Music of Sex and Horror, by Gold Light Hour 9 track album

Since you mention golden hour perhaps you might check out my music?
goldlighthour.bandcamp.com/album/music-...

09.11.2025 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nancy, if you need help, blink twice!

08.11.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for the referral.
Already sent 5 of these memes to friends

07.11.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shit!

01.11.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For all of you out there who have ever asked, β€œwhat would you do if you could go back in time to Hitler’s Germany?”, you now have a chance to show us and not just tell us.

31.10.2025 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For all of you out there who have ever asked, β€œwhat would you do if you could go back in time to Hitler’s Germany?”, you now have a chance to show us and not just tell us.

30.10.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I saw you on MSNBC saying this and I appreciate your bulldog stance in your opening salvo. β€œTalmudic” haha!

16.10.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh! I’m so glad you pointed that out!

16.10.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why are you normalizing Sliwa in any way?

16.10.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Well that was strongly worded!

08.10.2025 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI saw one, one time, that said, "The next week, the world is ending." And in the next week's paper, they said, "We were miraculously saved at the zero hour by a koala-fish mutant bird."”
IYKYK

23.09.2025 11:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But did the bag have a large dollar sign on it?

21.09.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So every university must have a free open air toilet if this bill passes.

20.09.2025 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s too bad Charlie Kirk didn’t live until he needed a colonoscopy. He could have found out he was a complete asshole.

20.09.2025 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Goddammit Robert you were told this at your orientation: politics makes strange bedfellows

19.09.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He still has one of the most pnchble faces on TV

18.09.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Triple Hitler almost sounds like the worst dish at a Chinese restaurant.
Just add β€œfried”, β€œcooked” or β€œdelight” and you are there

18.09.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Carr’s tweet aged poorly

18.09.2025 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(In Sophie’s voice) β€œNo, Robert”

17.09.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Leakey’s bookshop in Inverness.

Leakey’s bookshop in Inverness.

They are the books, the arts, the academes,
That show, contain, and nourish all the world

15.09.2025 10:51 β€” πŸ‘ 424    πŸ” 60    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 8

Necronnomnoms

14.09.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Get ready for Donald Trash and his unhinged comments today on the 9/11 terror attacks.
How soon into his ramble will he talk about himself and his β€œtallest building”?

11.09.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On this day let us remember Richard Hack, whose pitch for his book β€œHughes” on the Today Show, was tragically cut short by the 9/11 attack on the World Trade Center

11.09.2025 11:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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