Fat Antifa general

I would have so much more respect if they said “I know it’s gross but they paid me all this money and I couldn’t turn it down even though it makes me an evil person” instead of trying to force all this into their free speech warrior delusions

It’s so funny to spend your old age advocating for fucking Styx

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He comes across like a debate club nerd smugly talking into the mirror

Real showing your coworker memes on your phone in the break room energy

MAGA the Greek over here

They do love AI

Yes that is my point. Going to wal mart in 2002 sucked as much as it does now if not more. There were much better things going on, even more if you chose 1999 as the year.

I don’t think AI videos of Nixon speeches and people waiting in gas lines would make people nostalgic for the era I was born

I was an adult in 2002 and it’s hard for me to wrap my head around them choosing this year and this store to demonstrate how we used to be a proper country. I am personally not nostalgic for shopping at big box stores during the height of 9/11 paranoia.

really interesting to me that pete hegseth — who incidentally was accused of domestic abuse — is obsessed with war crimes

Two things I avoid taking about online: that I like to drive a car and that I own a pitbull mix

Yeah like he’s going to go work for some suit who won’t stop telling him what to do

It’s way too hot for the Apple Cup!

Imagine if the internet existed when Yakov Smirnoff was at the height of his powers

This sucks dude. You need to hang it up if this is the best you can do.

*Distorted Ozzy voice* “I AM BUTTER MAN”

You call this trolling?

May they wish! They all want to have the juice to be a tv personality but they all have the vibe of a clam in a suit.

I bet the stool humpers in the Austin comedy safe spaceship must be really upset by the Kimmel news

You should call your fans the Soft Ons

I genuinely think Rodgers is smarter

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Giving yourself away by claiming to having always been a “civilian”

Counting that Saudi money

You almost had it!

Because Trey Lance was bad so they have to make it sound like they wanted the slightly better guy

I’m pretty sure they other than Powells you are confusing Seattle for Portland

Trump in a painting looking roughly like he did 40 years ago

Rare Home Alone 2 era Trump

I think they were so deep in their simulacrum they thought their only true enemy was “the left” (who are weak and toothless) and it genuinely never occurred to them they could actually be murdered by one of these incoherent nihilists, and this forced them all at once to face that reality