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Funny Brit twit playing in NYC 🎭 ComedianπŸŽ™οΈBroadcaster β€’ NOT James CordenπŸ“Jersey City Baby, NJ go to danmorfitt.com or come and see me live

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Amazing track, it demands more ears.

01.06.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Some people might suggest Hulu shut the Oscars down on purpose so they could kill the brand and move towards Disney+, but I would never be so cynical.

Absolute eejits.

03.03.2025 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So sad that Charli XCX has to wait until Superbowl 120 to do the Half Time Show.

14.01.2025 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd never eat a manatee. Not a big fan of A1 Steak Sauce and they cannot be eaten separately.

Much appreciated on the last broadcast. In times of mild despair, music soothes, especially The Four Tops.

14.01.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've just done a πŸ’© that looks like a sad manatee.

Am I ok?

13.01.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I like that the incoming US administration wants the mineral riches of other nations, strategic routes and room to expand territory. Trump calls it "living space".

I bet the Germans have a word for that.

08.01.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Netflix have Harlen Coben's Done It Again. With Richard Armitage.

03.01.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#hcafc

21.12.2024 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We want the finest wines available to humanity. We want them here, and we want them now.

#hcafc

21.12.2024 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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SIMPLY HAVING A

14.12.2024 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 47546    πŸ” 10399    πŸ’¬ 1103    πŸ“Œ 830

Time to milk the academy for talent until reinforcements can come in the January transfer window.

We're buggered with this current set of players, I don't think it would harm some of the younger lads to come in and show what they can do.

#hcafc

14.12.2024 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œBut the eggs were just so expensive.”

29.11.2024 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 46210    πŸ” 7147    πŸ’¬ 922    πŸ“Œ 279

You see, I'd still have a pint with Slutsky or Shota, I'd have Liam round our house for tea.

For Walter, there's a Humbersard to Hamburg flight, via Schiphol, tomorrow at 1730.

Ta-ra.

#hcafc

26.11.2024 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Steve Cooper or Mark Robins please. Chairman Peo comes in as Chief Exec to steady the ship and work with the Council #hcafc

24.11.2024 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No, but it's more than believable.

I was happy with him, we were unlucky with Leeds Uff Uff and Blunts, but it's such an easy system to counter despite possession.

The goal v WBA was because the players went against his rigid play. They've stopped playing for him.

He needs to go.

#hcafc

23.11.2024 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Based on possession, we're on course for automatic promotion, that's the important thing. I'm not concerned with wins or points but the greater glory of soccer."

#hcafc

23.11.2024 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think I'm in an abusive relationship with #hcafc

23.11.2024 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hear me out.

Tim Robinson as Riff Raff. Hugh Grant as Frank-N-Furter. Jack Black as Eddie. Conan O'Brien as the Criminologist. Nava Mau as Janet. Henry Cavill as Brad. Matt Rife as Rocky.

Let's Do The Time Warp... Again? LDTTWA

19.11.2024 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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LITE S2E10 - What's in your Waldo?: WFMU Lite with Dan Morfitt Audio & playlist from November 14, 2024

If you have never felt its warmth before, come towards the WFMU LITE and bathe in its glory x

A free-form radio show with music that pops
www.wfmu.org/playlists/sh...

15.11.2024 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's now a WFMU starter pack! Spread the word!

09.11.2024 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 181    πŸ” 90    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 7

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