CosmoConure

Dick Cheney died and then Dems swept elections, its like when the heroes finally lift the mummy's curse and it stops raining frogs.

The prosecutor took off his glasses, put a comforting hand on the man's shoulder, and asked him "It's ok, you are safe now, you can tell us. The mustard, was it...?"

"Yes", the agent sobbed, "it was Grey Poupon".

The dice look lovely but sell them to raise money, just wanted to help fee birdies

Pellets and nutriberries incoming, might be in multiple deliveries

Wishlist link?

Homer Simpson telling a pie that if it gets eaten, it is its own fault

I was in a bad mood last night so I posted on Nextdoor asking if I needed to sleep outdoors to be raptured or could I just leave the windows open and divine forces would fit me through like a Tetris block. Now some of the community is upset with me and I cant post there for a week.

Ahh okay. My conures are getting older 😭 and was thinking about bringing some tiels into the mix, but they have to be able to all get along. Mine are bullies too sometimes.

How do the cockatiels get along with the conures? I know its always different depending on the bird but curious if those are 2 species that can "generally" co-habitate

In my new movie Superman, played by Kid Rock, is born to Ma and Pa Liberty on a farm in Kansas that grows American flags. His enemy is the supervillain Commie Nest who wears a suit that says "Jesus sucks" and wants to destroy all of the pickup truck dealerships in Metropolis.

2 conures sitting on a rope perch in a java tree, cuddling

Daisy the conure lounging on a toy

Two conures napping on top of a lampshade

Hello, please enjoy a cute pair of parrots as a welcome

One total brain cell

Two turkey loafs

Henlo!

Solar powered puppy

Laboring away